Snape's First Date, a harry potter fanfic

Disclaimer: I claim none of dis, seriously now, the song belongs to blink-182, and the characters are JK Rowling's, only this strange mixture is mine.

I pictured this as a rather Malfoyish Snape back when he was young, who thinks he's really cool, inspired by all the Snape fanatics out there. Towards the end of the first verse however I realised it would be fun to use Hermione (not really I just couldn't get a rhyme), so its set now, and snape thinks he's cool, which may be kinda out of character, but come on he must suspect it…I don't know! Interpret how you like!

Snape's First Date

On the broom I just can't wait

To pick you up on our very first date

Please don't drool if I hold your hand

I'm so hot I'll put you into a trance.

Do you like my greasy hair?

It isn't washed but I just don't seem to care

You're just covered in bits of ink

I'm potions master that why I stink

Lets go

Don't wait

Turn you're hourglass over

Honest. Lets make this night last forever,

Forever and ever

Lets make this last for ever

Forever and ever. Lets make this

Last forever

Put that bile over on the side

Can I borrow just a minute of your time?

I really wish it was only me and you

But I detained everybody in the room

They were using those lizard's eyes

Mixing potions to stop all people's lies

But Longbottom gave the boomslang skin a miss

It blew up, stopping short our sneaky kiss