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Forward: Sequel to I'm f#king your girlfriend also based on a song called I'm f#king Ben Alfeck. I'm surprised there weren't more reviews for my other fic.

Avatar Short: I'm f#king your brother.

Zuko, Sokka, Suki, Hakoda and misc. other two people were stuck on the gondola sending them up to the rim of the volcano the Boiling Rock prison was built in. Azula and Ty Lee had sped up the cable to fight and capture them alive though Zuko wondered why his psychopathic sister didn't just cut the lines with a lightning bolt and be done with it but was otherwise grateful that she was being strangely merciful.

Sokka on the other hand didn't care about that since he was just glad he could finally get a little revenge of his own. When the two Fire Nation girls landed on the cable car Sokka immediately pulled out a guitar and started strumming a tune Azula raised an eyebrow at due to the familiarity.

"Oh hi Azula. I'm glad you're here because I have a little something for you," Sokka began cordially.

Then he started plucking hard before he and Zuko ripped of their clothes revealing some rather nasty looking leather clothing beneath their prison outfits.

"I'm f#king your brother!" Sokka yelled.

"He's f#king your brother!" Zuko added.

"While you wondering where he went!"

"I'm f#king your brother!"

"He's said he's f#king your brother!"

"Hey Azula did you know? Sokka has a nicer #$$ than you." How the hell he'd know what his sister's tight 14 year old #$$ looks like is anyone's guess.

"Oh thanks."

"Don't mention it."

Then Jet suddenly appeared in a very revealing fluoro green V-shaped swimsuit like the one Borat wore.

"Excuse me…is someone here… f#king Azula's brother?" he asked.

Sokka raised his hand.

"Oo Oo I'm f#king!"

"Oh good."

Then Jet handed him a box which inside contain a cake with the words: "Congratulations on f#king Azula's brother" written on it.

Then Song, Jin, June, Iroh, Piaondao, Kanna, Pakku, Bumi, Jeong-Jeong, Zhao, Aang, Katara, Toph, Momo, Gyatso and several other misc. characters appeared riding on Appa singing a completely new tune.

"You can't stop their love affair," June began to sing. "Because they love to #$$*#*##."

"This is not a man-crush," Iroh then joined in. "He's f#king your brother Zuko!"

"We hope that you can understand!" Pakku added.

"He's f#king your brother!" Bumi went on.

"Yeah he's f#king your brother!" Piaondao and Jeong-Jeong sang at the same time.

"Oh yeah he's f#king your brother!" Zhao crescendoed.

Then Hakoda, the Warden from the episode Imprisoned joined in, then suddenly Fire Lord Ozai, Azulon and Sozin appeared as well. Followed by Ursa, Avatar Roku, Yangchen, Kuruk, Kyoshi then the Rough Rhinos appeared along with Princess Yue, Koh, Hei-Bai, the Painted Lady until the entire cast had somehow ended up singing with everyone else.

"Oh yeah! He's f#king your brother!" they all sang.

The Haru flew by on a floating rock in short-shorts and blew a kiss at Sokka.

Azula and Ty Lee who were just plain mystified decided to call it quits:

"Oh screw this!"

And jumped onto the cable car going down.

"Cut the line!" The Warden then ordered but Mai turned up to stop it of course.

Needless to say people spoke of this event even less than the other event. Ever.