A Boring Weekend in Besaid
It looks a boring weekend in Besaid Village. Sin's gone and everyone's happy. But they're so bored, ya?
"What do ya wanna do, Yuna?" Wakka asks.
Yuna looks around. She notices that Wakka had finally decided to get a TV, despite it being machina.
"Let's watch TV!" she exclaims.
"Cool! What's on?" Tidus asks.
Wakka turns the TV on and switches to the Luca Sports Network.
"Hey! The Al Bhed Psyches are playin' the Ronso Fangs, ya?" Wakka says.
"Go, Psyches!" Rikku exclaims.
"Hey, look! Kimahri's playing for the Fangs!" Tidus declares as Kimahri swims out.
In the blitz sphere, Kimahri suddenly does an awesome Sphere Shot and scores a goal.
"Yeah! Way to go!" Tidus exclaims.
"Ah, this's boring! What else is on?" Rikku asks.
Rikku grabs the remote and flips channels. What they see is: "Cooking with Seymour" (yuck!), "Yevon's Teachings", and "Dra Nabyen Crub fedr Gippal" on the Al Bhed network.
"BORING!" Rikku says. "I'm gonna go get a Sphere player!"
Rikku leaves, then shortly comes back with a Sphere player.
"I can do this." Rikku says as she sets it up in a matter of seconds. "Now... what should we watch?"
Yuna and Rikku go out to rent some Spheres. On the way, they meet Seymour.
"Ah, Lady Yuna, what a surprise." Seymour says.
"Cram it, Guado." Rikku threatens.
"I see.. then, you won't be interested in this Sphere?" Seymour asks as he offers Yuna a sphere.
Yuna takes the sphere.
"What's in it?" Yuna asks.
"That's a surprise..." Seymour says as he disappears.
Yuna and Rikku continue to the Luca Theatre. They look around for awhile.
"Look! 'When Chocobos Attack'! It's supposedly about some time when Clasko's chocobos went wild and starting tearing things up!" Rikku exclaims.
"Tidus would like that. But I would like to see this sphere.. 'A Summoner's Romance." Yuna says.
Rikku and Yuna look around more. Rikku finds a sphere that's about machina, but it's in Al Bhed and the others won't understand it.
Yuna and Rikku finish their sphere renting and end up with: 'When Chocobos Attack', 'A Summoners Romance', and Zanarkand: Before the War'.
They go back to Besaid.
"Cool! Now which one'll we watch first, ya?" Wakka asks.
"How about 'A Summoner's Romance'?" Yuna suggests.
"Romance? No way!' Tidus protests.
"No. Let's get that one over with." Auron says.
"What do you mean? This one's supposed to be good!" Yuna exclaims.
"All right already! Let's just watch the damn thing!" Wakka says as he puts the sphere in the player.
"Drec ec kuhhy pa punehk..." Rikku says.
An hour later, the sphere ends with Rikku half asleep, Tidus fully asleep, Wakka missing (what?), Auron drinking from his sake jug, and Lulu just being Lulu, and Yuna crying.
"That was so... beautiful... and sad." Yuna says as she dries her tears.
"That was so boring!" Rikku says as she wakes Tidus up.
"Hey, where did Wakka go?" Auron asks.
Wakka enters just then.
"Oh, while the boring sphere played, I went and played a few games of blitzball with the Aurochs, ya?" Wakka explains.
"All right! It's time for 'When Chocobos Attack'!" Tidus declares as he pops in the sphere.
"Oh yeah! That's better!" Rikku exclaims.
Yet another hour later, this time, Auron is gone, Tidus and Rikku are cheering, Wakka is gone again to play blitzball, Lulu is making coffee, and Yuna is eating candy.
Rikku goes to put in 'Zanarkand: Before the War', but it's far too cracked to play.
"Tysh oui, beala uv zihg! E's kuhhy kad y naviht!" Rikku exclaims as she throws the sphere out the window.
The sphere hits Keepa in the head.
"Ouch! What the hell is this? Eh, I can use it for blitz practice!" Keepa says as he throws the sphere up and whacks it across the village.
Meanwhile, Yuna decides to check out Seymour's mystery sphere.
"What's on Seymour's sphere?" Yuna wonders as she puts it in the player.
Mystery Sphere - Scene 1
The Guado Glories had just won a game. They were drinking beer while Al Bhed Psyches kept bringing in more beer. This is called "The Glories-Psyches Deal".
Mystery Sphere - Scene 2
Bikanel Desert. The Al Bhed are digging for stuff. One of the finds a robot named Worker 888. This is called "Al Bhed's Discovery".
Mystery Sphere - Scene 3
Ifrit, Shiva, and Bahamut are dancing. The Magus Sisters are seen behind a Music Sphere Player playing music spheres. This is called "Aeon Party".
Mystery Sphere - Scene 4
Is it a glitch? An accident? All it shows is Jecht and Auron drinking... oh well. This has no name.
Mystery Sphere - Scene 5
It's a message saying "Those who are viewing this must know this: There are many other Mystery Spheres around Spira. Find them all and start your own MYSTERY SPHERE THEATRE!
"Mystery Sphere Theatre?" Yuna wonders as she shuts the Sphere Player off.
"Spheres around Spira?" Tidus wonders.
"Let's find them!" Rikku declares.
"What for?" Lulu asks.
"It'll be fun! Another quest!" Rikku exclaims.
"All right! We'll do it! Mystery Sphere Theatre!" Tidus declares.
With that, they vowed to find all the Mystery Spheres in Spira. Will they be succesful with thier Mystery Sphere Theatre?
Well...
To Be Continued...
Du Pa Luhdehiat...