Just Another Jellicle Holiday
By: Demeter & Stargazer

AN: Beware… THE FOLLOWING FANFICTIONS ARE COMPLETELY INSANE! THEY HAVE NO PLOT AND MAKE NO SENCE WHAT SO EVER! AHHHHH! AHHHHH! AHHHHH! (Clears her throat and says in plane stewardess manner) Thank you and enjoy...Now for the calmer version. The following stories are based on the Jellicle tribe during the holidays. Stargazer and I will be adding to the series as the holidays come, not before. So I do believe that this series will not be finished until 2003. Just to warn everyone. (Bounces around on her bum) And there is NO offence intended in any of these fics. :p There just for fun.

Disclaimer: I DO SO OWN CATS! :p :p :p Their names are Dinah, and Rickey, and Tipsy, and Truman! What is it with…huh? Oh! The MUSICAL! Well of course I dun bloody well own the musical. It belongs to Andrew Lloyd Webber you twits! Gawd! (Stomps off) Oh! Wait! (Stomps back) Also, any names in our stories that don't belong to an original cat from CATS probably belong to Stargazer and myself, or one of our friends. Please do not use those names. Ooor...I'll be forced to unleash my BROTHER upon you! MUAHAHAHAHA! It's scary...(Stomps off)

Dedication: Why to Stargazer and myself of course? Who else could write series of insane stories with such skill, such talent, such… (Is hit over the head with a turkey leg until she begs for mercy) MERCY! MERCY! ALRRRIGHT! (Crosses her arms over her chest and pouts) It's dedicated to… (Words fade to mumbles and the turkey leg reappears) NO! NO! IT'S DEDICATED TO STARLIGHT DREAMERS A'K? Geesh! Have a fit why dosn'tchya?

Cheers 'n such,
Demeter