Will heard Grace's voice from a distance. But he didn't care. He stared straight at the ceiling, and felt his heart break all over again. Grace came into his room and sat down on the bed. Why so glum? she asked. Will turned over, and Grace sighed as she saw tears in his eyes, and she said, What did Jack do this time? Will looked at her and asked, Why would you think it's Jack? Grace looked at the ceiling, obviously bored with the conversation already, and she said, Because it's always Jack. Was it Jack? Will looked as though he was struggling with something, but he finally said, Grace sighed in disgust, got up, and walked out of the room.
It's okay, I'd rather be alone anyway. Will said to himself. Suddenly he heard a door down the hall, some one said something that he couldn't hear. Then he heard two pairs of steps coming down the hall, and he thought that one of them sounded like someone being dragged. Grace tossed Jack into the room so hard that he landed right on top of Will. Jack just stared into Will's eyes, and Grace slammed the door shut. They both looked at it, and as one they jumped up and started banging on the door. Grace, this isn't funny! I have business to attend to. Jack screeched. Will winced as his ears were assaulted by the noise. For a second there was no noise, then Grace said, Well Jack. I'll make sure that none of them are lonely. Jack stopped for a second, and then he understood what she meant. He began pounding on the door rapidly, and Will went over to the window. Jack began screaching and yelling so hard that a glass vase next to him shattered. Will looked at Jack hopelessly, opened the window, and began climbing out of the window. He was mostly out, when he realized that he really had nowhere else to go.
Will! What are you doing? Jack asked as he saw Will's torso reappearing into the room. Will was about to lie, but he realized there was nothing he could say, so he said, Cher was rooming in the room above ours and I wanted to say hi. Jack looked at him, and for a second thought he was crazy. He was about to say so, when above them they heard, If I could turn back ti-ome! Jack's eyes opened wide, and he started wrestling trying to get Will out of the window. So hard, that Will slipped, and somehow Jack found himself holding on to Will's waist. Will tried to pull himself up, but to no avail. Would you mind helping me? Will asked. Jack looked down at him, which was difficult because Will's crotch was getting in the way. Will felt his shirt slip over his head, and he looked down as it fluttered twenty stories below him. Help, help, help! he ordered Jack urgently. Jack strained as he tried to pull Will into the room, and he said, You really, and I mean really, need to lose some weight. Jack grunted as he pulled Will fully into the room. Will sat there for a second, and was about to say something crude when Jack tossed him out of the way, and began scaling the wall.