ONCE IN A LOVE TIME

Hi, my name is booker and I have a story about the time I had my first love, then poof gone! It was one sunny evening in a small town in japan; I have just arrived from the long ride in a moving truck. Four burger kings, six rest stops, nine gas stops, and one vomit. After all that we were there! The first thing I did was stretch my legs that fell asleep on me. After we all got out my mom insisted "son why don't you go check out the new school". "Ok!" I said very happily

As I was walking down the seemingly endless rows of cherry blossom trees a female appeared in front of me out of nowhere carrying a lot of books "do you need help"? I asked "because it looks like you are really having a hard time with those books". "y-yes please"! the woman asked unsure that I would really asked "the school no so far from here" she replied carrying the other half of the books "where are you going? the same place"? "yeah how did you guess"?! I replied very surprised "never mind that I'm Alice" the girl was trying to change the subject "my name is booker came from the USA… hey isn't it funny that I am carrying your books while my name is book-er" I said trying to make her laugh. But she didn't she didn't laugh at all SHE WAS CRACKING UP! "SO TRUE"! she said while she was laughing and that was so funny that I started laughing too!

2 days later I went to the new school and saw Alice again and she was with 2 more girl they all looked at my direction and giggled like those gossip girls always do. The out of nowhere (again) a guy showed up and said "you are very lucky that Alice likes you she likes no one else AT ALL and she still has her virginity"! the guy said "and why would I want to f*** her"?! "because it is fun"! the guy replied

The rest of the day went weird all I was thinking about was that girl having her virginity but still I didn't want to f*** her at all just the thought of it gross! People say f***ing people is the most fun they ever had in their lives, it doesn't look fun! It went like this

MATH: thinking about her virginity

FREE TIME: siting thinking about her virginity

LUNCH: you guessed it

Thinking about her virginity

Now that is all I would like to tell you today

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