Warning: This South Park/The Simpsons Crossover Fan fiction story has very foul language and a great mass mockery that the SP is widely known for over the years. That I do not owned or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central, or the Simpsons that is created By Matt Groening, and The Fox Network. I write my own stories between season breaks. It was intended for mature reading, if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all. I hope that you enjoy it and laugh your ass off.

Mayoral Rivalry

Chapter 1: Battle Lines

One mild morning had just settled over the small semi- quaint mountain town of South Park, Colorado that spring was in full swing in the area right now. However, it is a very different story at South Park City Hall inside the mayor's office, after dealing with that BarBrady gotten shot fiasco, and the ad threat had gone down. Mayor McDaniels was enjoying her peace, before the next disastrous trend comes along soon or later to drives her nuts.

"Excuse me, madam mayor, there's a gentlemen like to see you on something important." Mrs. Cunningham spoke from the intercom speaker that the mayor just sat there in silence wondering who wants to see her about what had offended them now.

"Eh… You should have told her that an old friend from Springfield is here wants to see her." Quimby added, when she heard the sound of his voice came from the speaker that made her cringed with great disgust.

"Helen, I'm not currently taking any appointments at all today that I've a lot of city contacts to finalize right now?" McDaniels lied, as she was sitting there thinking quickly with a white lie to keep him from her. In addition, she was texting to someone at that moment. She had gotten the nerve to sneak out through the second side door from her office that is when she had run into her two aides at that moment.

"Mayor, what wrong?" Johnson questioned when he had seen his boss nervously looking over her shoulder right now."I need you two to distract Quimby for me." McDaniels pleaded with them that she hates his guts more over both Randy and Garrison combined.

"Shit….Why that douchebag, Quimby is doing here again" Johnson replied when he had seen his boss' worry looking face.

"Johnson, he is back at it again, how many times I had told him that I'm not interested in his womanizing scumbag ass." McDaniels spoke that her voice was filled with pure rage. "I'll always choose BarBrady over his ass every day of the week; because BarBrady treats me with respect, and as a goddess, even through I'd treated him like shit after I'd fired him.

"Mayor, hide in my office that we'll take care of him." Johnson replied, as both he and Freddie walk toward the mayor's office waiting room to see Quimby. That is when both Randy and Deborah Testaburger had arrived to wonder what is going on at that moment.

"What is going on, mayor?" Randy asks all sudden that the mayor just stood there looking caught off guard when she had heard Randy's voice came behind her.

"It is nothing to concern you at all, Marsh that a fellow rival mayor is in my arena right now." McDaniels explained about her long-standing situation with Quimby that is still ongoing for years.

"Mayor, I've a suggestion for you that Johnson, Freddie and I will take a care of him for you." Randy added.

"We are?" Both aides said in unison that they both look in shock when they had overheard Randy say their names to combat Quimby at any minute now.

"Knock your socks off, Marsh that he has two fit bodyguards with him all time." McDaniels reminded him about the possibility of his bulky bodyguards lurking close by around here.

"Mayor, I'm not scared of them at all that I'd made out against drunken dads at the baseball games before." Randy replied that he was on his high horse again that he had walk into the mayoral office's waiting room to confront him.

"Jesus Christ… I don't need any help at all that I can take care of myself." McDaniels expressed her annoyance loudly, that she does not want to be treated as a damsel in distress from a notorious corrupted womanizer in the state of Colorado. "What? Wait….Wait…Wait a minute, Marsh?" Out in the waiting room that Marsh had rushed through the double door to confront Quimby that McDaniels had followed behind him.

"Can I help you with something that we're in the middle of a city planning meeting right now, sir?" Randy lied about the bogus meeting that they are having that Quimby just stood there with a cunning smile.

"Eh…You must be Randy Marsh, the spearhead of the progressive movement in this town….I'm Joe Quimby, Mayor of Springfield." Quimby added, where he had raised his hand out to shake Randy's hand, but Randy refused.

"Quimby, what the hell are doing in my town, do you have your own town to run, instead of pissing me off?" McDaniels exclaimed that she was standing there rolling her eyes at him with great disgust.

"So, how is Georgie had been, Mary, after he had been shot?" Quimby questioned that the mayor looks shocked at him for bringing BarBrady's near fatal injury up to make her feels more guilty.

"He is fine… Why are you doing this to me for, Quimby?" McDaniels said along with a heavy sigh. "I've no time for this crap right now." That is when she is going back into her office along with Mrs. Testaburger at her side, while Johnson, Freddie and Randy were blocking Quimby.

"Eh… Excuse me, gentlemen that my little chat with her isn't done yet!" Quimby said in a forceful tone when he tried to push through the line at that moment.

"Well, I like to break the bad news to you, buddy that she does not want to talk to you at all." Randy replied in a stern tone voice. That is when Quimby had decided to leave the building.

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Meanwhile on the streets of South Park that a pink station wagon was driving down Main Street that it means the Simpson Family are in town for a vacation right now. Back in the car that both Bart and Lisa had gotten into a pushing match, while Maggie silently looks on.

"Bart! Lisa!" Homer screamed that Marge sat there looking super embarrassed from this whole town in front of a new town that they had been here a few times for their sport teams play against South Park, which it is becoming a growing rivalry between the two towns in recent years pretty much like South Park- Middle Park rivalry.

"Homer, keep your eyes on the road that we are going to crash into something, or hit someone… Jimmie Crickets." Marge said, as she had grabbed a hold of the steering wheel that Bart had the nerve to put his bare butt cheeks on the side window to moo everyone.

"Citizens of South Park, behold Bartman is here to save you from tyranny." Bart said with laughter that is when the boys were standing there at the corner when the Simpsons quiz by them.

"Bart….Sit down now that you'll attracted unwanted attention." Homer yelled at Bart more.

"Did someone just moon the entire town a few seconds ago?" Kyle asks that the other boys were laughing their asses off when they had seen the act unfolding.

"Ha-Ha… I'm going to find that asshole to get him to join us for pranks, you guys." Cartman added that he was having an uncontrollable laughing attack right now. That is when Dovahkiin had came walking out of his watcher's antique store.

"Hey you guys….What is so happy, did I'd missed something again?" Dovahkiin butts into the conversation and the ongoing laughing attack that is currently in session.

"Someone had gone out of their way to moon the entire progressive community a few minutes ago." Kenny answered that he was catching his breath from laughing so hard.

"Shit….I'd miss it, why I'm always busy that cool and funny shit happens." Dovahkiin said along with a heavy sigh that good shit happens, while he was busy with something.

Later on that same day, now it is night, cut to Skeeter's Wine Bar, which it was super busy, where Homer had step into the crowded bar that he was starting to freak out over the lack of the beer in the place.

"What? No beer….You people makes me sick over the lack of beer that you had here." Homer said, as pointed his finger at Skeeter who was standing behind the bar along with the other dads including Randy, Gerald, Stuart, Richard, Stephen, Jimbo and Ned were up by the bar area.

"We don't take kindly to your types in here!" Skeeter said, "If you don't like the wine section that I offered here, Git out!"

"Fine….You will not be getting any money out of me at all that I'll be giving you a bad review on Yelp instead, so, long, jerk asses." Homer said, as he was walking out of the door. "That is fine I'll find beer somewhere in this town."

"Goddamnit, Skeeter that our rating would drop now." Rick, the barkeep added that he looks super annoyed at his boss for losing another customer, because of his rantings directed at potential customers.

"Damnit…" Randy said to himself that both he and Mayor McDaniels had fixed the town's old image to fit in with the hip progressive crowd of the modern world that it had turned out to be a fraud that was created by the ads to take the town down. Now everything was starting to get back to normal, but they are still on guard for a possible ad attack every day, since they had found out about the terrible truth on that day at the gun show.

Not long after the incident had taken place down at Skeeter's, which it had caused Homer had returned to the hotel looking annoyed, due to the lack of beer in this town right now. When he had lay down to go to sleep that his whimpering had awoke Marge up.

"This town is lousy with no beer in it." Homer mumbles loudly when Marge had sat up from her spot of the bed.

"Homie, what are you babbling about now?" Marge said that she looks super annoyed at him with her arms folded, as she looks at him. "We are not here for beer that we are here for a family vacation."

"This town sucks without Duff beer on daft anywhere that they all have gluten free crap, and wine, Marge." Homer explained on his stance on being pissed at the whole town, which he went back to sleep that Marge just sat there shaking her head.

Meanwhile at the back parking lot between City Hall and police station, where the employees parked that Mayor McDaniels was walking toward her SUV to head for home for the rest of the night. Someone was following her from the behind, which she can sense him or her following her. That is when she had gotten the nerve to look over her shoulder to see who it is.

"Quimby, you are starting to piss me off at this point that I'm not interested in you at all, so, get the hint, bud." McDaniels protested that is when the person had stepped out of the shadows that it was BarBrady dressed in his civilian clothes that she looks greatly relieved when she saw him. "Goddamnit, George."

"I'm so sorry for scaring you, Mary… But why are you ranting about Quimby right now?" BarBrady asks that the mayor just stood there glaring back at him for giving that scare.

"Well, I wasn't going to tell you about this at all, but here go that our little friend from Springfield is here that he had already attempted to woo me." McDaniels explained to him about the developing situation that BarBrady does not look happy at all. "I know that you don't this at all, but I'm a big girl."

"So, how you are doing to deal with him, Mary." BarBrady questioned her on how to dispatch her rival/ suitor.

"George, it called playing hardball this time around." McDaniels replied that she was so determined to get Quimby out of town and leave her for good.

"To Be Continued"

Author's notes: This is my fifth entry of the SP- The Simpsons crossover storyline.