Cannot Comprehend

A Lloyd and Zelos Fanfic

By: Kotomi Mitsurugi

Chapter One:

Unidentified Object

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Note from the writer:

Hello, my dear friends. Thanks for checking out my new story! This story is based off 2 handsome characters in a video game called Tales of Symphonia. If you do not know these characters (Lloyd and Zelos), I urge you to search them on Photobucket to check them out!

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"Would you quit that?"

"Quit what?"

"Don't play stupid, Zelos! Cut it out!"

"Oh? You mean this?"

I squirmed around by his ticklish touch near my stomach. I let out a cry out of slight pain and over-laughing syndrome. I managed to cough out a small plea for him to stop, but of course it did not cease his tickling rampage. Did he always have to do this when we decided to sleep in a hotel, rather than camp-out in a tent?

Of course, let me explain why Zelos and I are even together after our old companions left for some time with their families and friends. We have made a vow to destroy all of the cruxis crystals to attempt to prevent anymore lives being taken from them. First, the whole gang was with us, Colette, Genis, Raine, Zelos, Regal, Presea, and Sheena. The days...months...years went by, and most everyone got a bit homesick after awhile. Mostly everyone agreed that they would leave the group awhile to settle down a bit and visit family and friends. The only one who seemed 100 occupied on this journey was of course Zelos. He enjoyed sight seeing and meeting many women around the world. It's kind of hard to believe the reason for his accompaniment is for friendship and for the sake of human kind. My little secret: He's only here for them ladies.

"P-p-please quit it!" I sputtered in agony as my ribs began to ache. "Just l-let me sleep..."

He backed off a bit and grinned sheepishly, "I can tell that you've had enough. Does wittle baby-boo wanna goes to sleepys?"

"Yes, I would like to sleep like every other normal human does." I muttered.

"Oh, so you're saying that I'm inhuman?"

I shot him a glare, "Maybe I am. Just...go to sleep."

He pranced towards my doorway and grinned at me again.

"Sleep tight, Lloyd."

I grumbled at his sarcastic "good-night" message and turned away from him.

I didn't mean to be a complete ass towards him. I was just tired and him tickling me just set off all the wrong keys. I heard him shut my door almost to where it shut, but he left a little crack in the door for my sake. Not that I'm afraid of the dark or anything...it just feels like the walls close in on me if the doors close, okay?

Even though we always rent one of the nicest hotel suites, he likes sleeping on the couch out in the elegant living rooms instead of sleeping in the other bed in our bed room. Must be a privacy thing or something...

An hour passed and I was still awake. I was indeed sleepy, but my eyes couldn't close. Despite the eerie sounds from outside the window, that was not the reason why I was still awake. I guess you can blame it on my mind constantly running around and thinking about things, like, what are we going to do tomorrow? What about the day after that? I wonder how Genis and everyone are doing. I attempted to think about nothing and only nothing, but I failed miserably.

As the 2nd hour passed by, I could feel my eyelids slowly shutting. Just when I thought finally I was going to get some restful sleep, I heard a faint noise from the living room. It wasn't the sound of the fridge opening or a faucet running, oh no. It was an odd noise...oh what was it? I can't seem to find the right words to describe the faint noise from outside my room.

My eyes grew wide.

Just when I figured out what the noise was, I heard a hoarse, quite moan slip from the living room. The noise sounded...like something buzzing. What would make a noise that made a buzzing noise? Besides that, my insides churned at Zelos's little cry from outside. I pray to God that he wasn't...ugh, you know.

The faint groans and buzzing noise didn't continue that much longer. I heard footsteps heading towards the bathroom and a door shutting. Like the nosy, curious man I am, I quietly tiptoed outside my room and peeked over the sofa to see if there was anything there that could have made the noise. Laying upon a blanket, laid a long black rod of some sort. What the heck was that? I picked it up from the end (I assumed it was the end anyway) and took a closer look at it. Whoa! The odd thing smelt funny...not a good sign. I looked at the bottom of it and found that there was a switch. I carefully clicked the switch to "on". A sudden wave of vibrations went through my arm and I dropped it immediately and let out a soft scream that only I could hear.

Ladies and gentlemen...I have discovered a buzz-making vibrator.

I quickly picked up the object, turned it off and placed it back onto the blanket as it was and almost ran to my room. As I pulled the covers over my head, I could hear the bathroom door open and a yawn escape his mouth. What great timing I had...if I had stayed there a second longer I would have been caught...

Hoping that there was not going to be a confrontation when he found out what I had discovered, I assumed the sleeping position. Not too far along in the minutes, I had already fallen asleep.

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Comments from the writer:

WOW. YOU WOULDNT EXPECT THAT FROM THE LADIES MAN NOW WOULD YOU?

XD I pray that most of you have enjoyed this first chapter of Cannot Comprehend. I hope to post more chapters VERY soon!

Please leave a review so I know if this is a story that I should invest time in!

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Dedication:

To Ana

If it wasn't for you, I would have never have discovered this wonderful paring!