Hina: I just thought that id do a humor fic…since I don't normally do that…and I need practice….

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Kurapika sat, leaning his head on the cool glass of the window of the train he was currently occupying….

Leorio sat next to him... getting his entertainment from annoying him to the very core.

''So…Kurapika…'' he asked, a hint of a grin in his voice.

''Yes?'' Kurapika replied in a monotonous voice, not dragging his attention from the window.

''So…Kurapika…'' he said again, voice getting higher in pitch from what Kurapika could only guess was humor…

''Yes?'' best not to get angry…

''So…Kurapika…'' higher…

''What is it?'' don't turn around…

''So…Kurapika…'' higher…

''Are you alright?'' do…not…get…angry…

''So…Kurapika…'' his voice was absolutely giddy…and Kurapika was about to break the window with his head…

''Leo—'' Kurapika's eyes went wide with agitation and horror as he felt Leorio's face rub against his shoulder.

''If. You. Do. Not. Get. Off. Of. Me. I . will. Lick. You….''he said, ager building up in his throat.

''Oh…no you won—'' Leorio started before something warm and wet slid across his forehead, accompanied by a ''neeeaaahh…'' sound.

''You...you... licked me!'' Leorio shouted, bringing his head away from his friends shoulder, hands frantically wiping at his forehead.

''Never take my warnings for granted...'' Kurapika said, voice staying monotonous though his face was split in a rare smile as he sat, eyes closed, in front of their two younger companions who were as shocked as the doctor.

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Hina: eh…I think that turned out okay…when I thought of Kurapika licking Leorio…I couldn't pass it up…it just seemed too ridiculous….