First part of my very first story ever written! Please enjoy! Chapter two going up soon so keep an eye out! ("N"stands for Naruto;K for konohamaru)
--
Race for the ramen
Chapter one: challenge
Naruto:dreaming about Hinata Hinata! Don't die! Hold on! You're gonna make it!
Konohamaru: Naruto? Dude, are you asleep? (Naruto snores) guess that's a yes. Better wake him up. ( takes out air horn and blows it )
Naruto: Konohamaru, what the hell did you do That for?! I was sound asleep! Damn it, now my ears are ringing!
Konohamaru: Im bored that's why.
Naruto: Well why don't you go outside and play w/your friends?
Konohamaru: Can't. Everyone's sick as dogs w/the flu.
Naruto: well, go and practice the sexy jitsu like I taught ye a while back.
Konohamaru: I can't, Im too hungry! Hey I got an idea! What if we have a contest of speed? The prizell be great!
Naruto: A race? No way! You'd probably would pick something stupid as the prize!
(Stomach growls; naruto blushes)
Konohamaru: Did I forget to mention that the prize is a bowl of ramen noodles?
Naruto: Ramen noodles?Uhh...I just changed my mind. What's the race? C'mon, im dying of hunger here!
Konohamaru: alright already, jeez. We'll race around the forest, come back here, and to the noodle stand. Whoever gets there first will eat all the ramen noodles that they want. The loser starves until dinner and has to run naked through town.
Naruto:what the...? are you crazy?! Oh well a deals a deal.
at the start line, both boys are warming up for the race. Naruto is thinking about the flipping ramen. Konohamaru thought about how to beat Naruto, and rubbing his victory in his(naruto's) face.
Konohamaru: thinking hahahaha! This obstacle race is going to be sooo cool! What naruto doesn't know wont hurt him!not thinking are you ready for defeat naruto?
Naruto: Are you? why does he have that look on his face?
Konohamaru: On the count of 3. One...
Naruto: Two...
Both: 3!(Run off)
N:Alright! Im in the lead!
K: hahaha! 3, 2, 1!
(The trap sends naruto flying high into the trees and he hits his head on the hard ground)
N: What the...?Hey! Where'd this trap come from? Konohamaru, get back here and Untie me!
K: (laughs) no way! This is too funny! (Takes lead)Hey naruto, you need to loosen up! Oh yea, and don't look down! (Laughs to self)
N: Huh? (Looks down) Ahh!Cuts self down, and starts running after konohamaru) Konohamaru!I wont fall for that again!Im gonna get you!
K: Trap No.2 comin' at you!(Arrows come flying toward him) I mean, me! Ahh! Somebody help me!(runs his scared ass into dense forest) whew! I was almost shishkabobed!
(Naruto smiles and laughs evilly)
N: (laughs ass off)
K: Naruto!
N: You're soo stupid! I cant believe you fell for that!man that was easy to rig
(Retakes lead)
--end chapter one; chapter 2 will be up soon so stay tuned--