Read It, a twilight fanfic

READ IT

I wasn't planning to write another anti-Twilight song for a while. But as I listened to Michael Jackson's "Beat it" (and Weird Al's "Eat It" parody), the idea for this inevitably came to mind.

Trying to ignore it did no good. It wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote it down. And it did help me feel a little better about my friend.

I know I'm not helping with this Twilight hype. But this is my way of getting it off my chest, and at least I try to maintain a sense of humor.

Original Song © Michael Jackson (may God rest his soul)

Twilight © Stephenie Meyer (as if we need the reminder)

Lyrics © unicorn-skydancer08

I just don't get why this thing's such a big hit
I'm totally and positively sick of it
Well, what is there to like? I can't think of one bit
Don't read it
Don't read it

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to keep hearing how Twilight is so great
You'll never win me over; it is long since too late
Don't read it
No, I never again will—

Read it (read it)
Read it (read it)
No one really seems to need it
This Twilight madness is way out of whack
It doesn't matter who's on Team Black

Don't read it (read it)
Don't read it (read it)
Don't read it (read it)
Don't read it (read it)

The way you fans behave is a crying shame
You flip out at the mere mention of Edward's name
Well, it looks like you've come to the end of your game
Don't read it
Don't read it

How could you get suckered into this Twilight trap?
How can you say that you enjoy this crazy crap?
Please do us all a favor, and just shut up your yap
Don't read it
I don't care anymore

Don't read it (read it)
Read it (read it)
No one really seems to need it
How can somebody be nuts in the head,
All for somebody who's long since dead?

Don't read it (read it)
Read it (read it)
How many times must I repeat it?
This thing's chock-loaded with sappy mush
It turns the human brain into slush

Don't read it, read it, read it
Read it, read it, read it

Read it, read it
Don't ya read it, read it
Don't ya read it, read it

Read it (don't ya)
Read it (read it)
Just make like an egg and beat it
You may say that I'm cruel and unfair
That's my opinion, and I don't care

Don't read it (read it)
Read it (read it)
No one really seems to need it
This Twilight madness is way out of whack
It doesn't matter who's on Team Black

Don't read it, read it, read it, read it…