A/N: So, this is my first fanfic, co-authored with a friend of mine Mpathy (who is an awesome writer here on and you should totally check out her work). Usually I stick with originals, but I've developed a real liking for Ouran and wanted to write some little drabbles about it. So with Mpthay, we present to you, snippits from the Ouan Host Club's daily life. ( Which, by the way, have nothing to do with each other. )
Disclaimer: We don't own Ouran Highschool, because if we did, it would be a tad different. And no, we're not making any money off of this...blah blah blah. You know the deal. Just some fanwork.
Nid Hog
Mori:
I was a bit surprised when "he" stumbled into the music room that day. It was around Tuesday, noon-ish, one of those days, around one of those times during one of those days, where we seemed to get the least "customers."
So yes, I was a little surprised, and a bit irritated. It had been nice and quiet; well, maybe not quiet (any place with both Hunny and Tamaki in it would never see silence), but it was definitely a lot quieter than it was during our busy working hours.
Anyway, the point was, I was relaxed and currently involved in an interesting conversation. Well, not "involved" per say. In fact, I didn't really say anything because frankly I don't like to talk. It's a waste of thinking. The more you talk, the less you hear, thus the less you learn. Plus, if you're anything like Tamaki, talking just makes you sound stupid sometimes. But like they say, silence is one of the greatest arts of conversation, so technically, I was involved.
But anyway, back to "him."
When "he" opened the door, the conversation was dropped and I immediately got into my default position, just like the rest of them. Hands in pockets, back facing door, head held high, pleasant smile on lips, bored expression.
At first, I wasn't quite sure what had entered, but "it" had big glasses and looked like something that had just rolled out of bed. Hmm.
"It" had a bit of a shock upon seeing us, which didn't surprise me at all. It was nothing new, "it" must've gotten the wrong room. Happens.
I was expecting "it" to quickly duck back out and leave.
"It" didn't.
The others talked. And I found out that "it", was a "he", and "he", was one of those scholarship students, the ones that were there on the Tamaki Family's money. Smart kid.
Of course, Tamaki just had to go all googly-eyed at him. Gay. I wonder about him sometimes. I was also wondering about the new guy. He looked awfully effeminate. I wasn't sure about him either, so I decided to just observe him for a while.
He was obviously frightened by Tamaki's charismatic personality, so frightened that he ended up breaking one of our 8 million yen vases. Don't ask why we have an million dollar flower pot, I myself wasn't quite sure. Probably the same reason why we have our own personal inside-rain-forest, blowing money is fun. Anyway, the vase soon had Kyouya, our money shark, breathing down the poor boys neck.
Since he couldn't pay it off, Tamaki decided that he would become our errand boy. And he was, for a short while, until Tamaki discovered that he was somewhat good-looking without his glasses. So he became a host. I was a little surprised at the development, but I wasn't complaining. Didn't care. After his big make over credited to the twins, Tamaki couldn't refrain from sticking his paws all over our new member. Now that kinda annoyed me, seeing as again, the kid was awfully frightened. After a few minutes of Tamaki's constant pestering I finally felt pity for the kid, who at the moment look like he was suffocating in the blondes chokehold, and decided to remove him from our "leader's" grasp.
That was when I finally noticed.
"He" was in fact, a "she." It came as a shock to me; I was certainly not expecting to feel breasts when I lifted Haruhi into the air. But like always, I said nothing and gently put her down. Away from Tamaki.
It wasn't long before the rest of the members noticed the gender confusion as well. Tamaki, of course, was the last to notice. Like always. Surprisingly enough, it wasn't as big a deal as I expected it to be, and Haruhi remained a member of the club; after all, she still had to repay her debt somehow.
And that's how we got our little princess.
I have to say, I'm pretty happy at the new development. She brought a breath of fresh air into our lives and everyone, including me, soon came to love her as a little sister.
I can't help but smile a little every time I look at her. She was just so innocent and cute, no wonder Tamaki was head over heels for her. I don't blame him. I would be too if I weren't…well…