RANDOM THIEF IN THE HOUSE
On the morning and sunny day in Yorozura , a man with silver hair was sleeping peacefully in his comfortable futon . according to the story ,he is a strong and powerful samurai who is sweet addict but a lazy ass and love JUMP and well known as shiroyasha (white demon) in the past during joui war , well YES he is Sakata Gintoki our favorite main character .However, it didn't last long when a random noise started to occur and wake him from a good dream of having a ton of cakes and sweets
"ukh what the heck it's still early in the morning, he said while checking the just away clock .It's still 7 am and it pissed him off .He stood up and scratch his head in annoyed with the noise. He walked lazily and open the door while walking and yawning while stretching his hand on the air .
"woyy Kagura what's wrong ?" he screamed annoyed and his step stopped as he saw a random guy wearing black clothes and wearing scarf inside his place . His place was a mess and this guy seems looking at something .While sadaharu was nowhere to be seen . "where the hell is the dog?"
Annoyed with the scene, Gintoki kicked his ass really hard and said "Woyy what the fuck are u doing in my house? And why are you messing with my stuff ? GET OUT FROM MY PLACE YOU BASTARD !" he grabbed the scarf and punched ,kicked this guy . This caused to the guy to scream in pain and its become pretty noisy which woke Kagura up,the young yato girl who currently wearing a pink pajama .
"gin chan what's wrong why it is so noisy ? is there a earthquake or something?" Kagura asked sleepily. "DUH I SHOULD BE ASKING WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING AND WHY THE HECK NO ONE NOTICE FUCKING THIEFT INSIDE THE HOUSE?" Gintoki said angrily while pointing his hand towards the guy who was full of bump.
"ehhh what a pain in the ass …..well I think I will back and go slee-" Kagura said while heading back to sleep but stopped when she felt a hand pulling her further from the bed while saying "No way help me clean the mess". "Ehhh yadaaa let Shinpachi clean the mess I don't wanna do it aru " kagura whined aggressively and struggling to go out from the grasp.". hell no you are going to help me k-a-g-u-r-a-c-h-a-n "he smiled devilishly.
"now you bastard tell me why are you here, what the hell do you want ?". "that's right if you are looking for money there's none coz this guy is a good for nothing, he never pay us propely too" kagura added lazily while yawning loudly and pointing to the guy next to her .
"woy who are you calling good for nothing?" gin san said while being annoyed. "umn well "the thief nervously said."WELL WHAT? SAY IT RIGHT NOW BEFORE I ROASTED YOUR ASS AND SERVED YOU AS A MAIN DISH BECAUSE WE ARE HUNGRY AND PISSED OFF AS HELL " Said gin san impatiently. Before he continue yelling suddenly he heard someone on the front door.
"Gin sann, Kaguraa I saw Sadaharu outside by himself can't you tell me what's happening?" Patsuan said while opening the door. Wait WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WHY THE ROOM IS SO MESSY ? GIN SANNNNN" Shinpachi said running to them with a shocked face.
"shut up you four eyes you are so damn noisy" Gin said with his infamous dead fish eyes stare. "well what the heck is happening did you and Kagura got into fight or something? Oh wait who the hell are you a customer?" he noticed someone who he didn't know".
"ah well I -" before the man finished kagura cut him ."nooo he is not a customer aru he is a thief aru .poor him though he couldn't find anything coz he choose a wrong house aru" she smirked ."you know kagura I want to beat you up right now" Gintoki said started to get pissed off ."ehh but it's the truth aru " said Kagura calmly while picking her nose eyes looking down on gin san mocking him.
Those two started to argue non stop for 20 minutes straight until the poor guy starting to get pissed off and it driving him crazy because he wasn't given any chance to talk. After a while he stood up suddenly and slam his hand into the table while screaming "I HAD ENOUGH WITH YOUR STUPID ARGUMENT PLEASE LET ME TALK FOR A MOMENT I ALREADY GOT A RARE APPARANCE EVEN JUST ONE MINUTES PLEASE LET ME EXPLAINED SO JUST CUT IT OUT ALREADY WOYY AT LEAST LET ME INTRODUCE MY NAME".
He scream and panted heavily from screaming and unsurprisingly no one actually listen to him which makes him upset and for the first time he wanted to cry .in other side, Kagura and Gintoki are busy arguing while Shinpachi ,he is trying to stop them from arguing and Sadaharu slowly walked and bit this poor guy head "ahhh helppp a dog monster is going to kill meeeee" he screamed yelling in pain while his head bleeds. But since its in Gintama no one care so they ignored him and they keeps arguing till Kagura snap and started to punch Gintoki and so on .
"arghhhh" . Gin san scream ."GIN SANNN ! OMG KAGURA STOP HITTING HIM " Patsuan said holding Kagura's small but extremely strong body ."NOO HE IS A JERK AND I'M GOING TO PUNCH HIM AND ALSO PAY US ALREADY KONO YARO ! YOU NEVER PAYS US PROPERLY STUPID ! "Kagura yelled at Gin san ."SHUT UP YOU VIOLENT WOMAN ! ARE YOU IN YOUR PERIOD OR SOMETHING? "Gin san replied angrily .
"OH My GOD" the man facepalm and sighed obviously already tired of the shit and started to regret choosing this place to find some treasure or money. "hahh whatever ,I'm going back" the man said sadly while started to walk away from them but suddenly before he reacted, he was punched and kicked by the little girl and the silver perm guy.
"wait a minute where the hell are you going HUHHH?" Gin asked . "that's right clean the mess you bastard ."Kagura glared him with anger. "umnn guys can you calm down a bit he is kinda dying right now….seriously he is dying ..omg HE IS BLEEDING! " Shinpachi raised his hand and trying to stay calm since he is a straight guy in the group but ended up in panic too (kakowaru) .
"shut up glasses go and changed your frame ". Gin san replied. "what? Eh? wait ..what ? WHY I SHOULD CHANGE MY FRAME AND MY GLASSESS DID NOTHING WR0NG!STOP INSULTING MY GLASSESS! "AND CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THE GUY YOU ARE HITTING NOW IS GOING TO DIE IF YOU DIDN'T LET GO HIM ! arghhh I want to die seriously you guys pissing me off " patsuan sighed currently tired of their childish and stupid act .
After a few hours of fighting and arguing which is ridiculous and stupid, it's finally over (well Gintoki was beaten up and Kagura was also a mess). "ahhh finally it's my turn to talk "the man said shedding a tear of happiness . "ah sorry for that, they are one hell of annoying people and a pain in the ass but they are not a bad person so please don't worry " a young man with glasses explained kindly.
"umnn that's not the problem though ….ukh somehow I'm kinda lose motivation to talk now" the man sweat drop at the statement and sighed deeply. what have become why is he here for the first place he thought sadly .oh he remembers why he want to get some money and he ended up in weird place .
Haha poor man
Well tbc (?)
Yeah I know its sucks so I tried to fix it . please don't flame me .
Well I don't own Gintama and the characters , they all belong to the author soraichi sensei . anyway whoever reading it thankyou so much .i know its sucks ,please give me a review or comment .a critique are allowed too. Sorry for the bad grammar and typos (if there are).hope you all enjoy it
Gintoki : why it become a really messy story ?
Kagura: actually its not so bad tho its still horrible
Shinpachi : well don't be so rude gin san ,kagura she is trying her best
T: HEY im doing my best to write this give me some inspiration instead of complaining .''
Anyway thankyou everyone *bows* see ya on the next chapter
Note
Yada: don't want
Patsuan: another name for shinpachi
Kono yaro : you bastard
Kakowaru : LOL