This is what happens when I'm bored. Review, please.
Oregon Trail Blade
Doji- *Glances at each of the 6 people* Hello, my good friends! Are you ready for this exciting field trip ever?
*Silence*
Doji- Gingka? Kyoya? Nile? Tsubasa? Dashan Wang?
Dashan- Go kill yourself…
Doji- …Zeo?
Zeo- Err…No.
Doji- You guys are a bunch of sticks in the mud.
Gingka- Why do we have to go?
Tsubasa- And what kind of field trip is this?
Doji- It's a field trip to Oregon!
Nile- Ok. Why do we have to go on a carriage?
Doji- Its part of the excitement!
*Silence*
Doji- Please, please stop cheering! Let's go!
Doji stuffs the 6 bladers at the back of the carriage.
Gingka- *Notices Doji stayed outside* Hey, aren't you coming too?
Doji- Oh heavens no! I don't want to die- I mean- go along with a bunch of fantastic bladers! I have a lot of work to do. Ciao!
Doji sealed close the carriage end and waved off the moving carriage.
Kyoya- How long will this take?
Nile- I hope it's not that long…
Gingka- What's an Oregon anyway?
Zeo- It's a state here in the US …But it's very far away!
Kyoya- Nice, and you just noticed that?
Dashan- So we're going to Oregon on a slow carriage? Where's my Rock Zurafa?
Gingka- Uh oh! I think Doji took all of our beys…
*Silence*
Kyoya- We have to get out of here NOW!
Tsubasa- Right behind ya!
The bladers struggled their way out of the exit of the carriage but it is sealed tight. Now there is no way of escaping.
Zeo- Ooooh no!
Everyone groaned in agony.
Driver- Hey! Quiet! The journey is not that bad if you brought enough food and clothes.
Nile- But we didn't bring anything!
Driver- Oooooo….*shakes head* Should have brought something…The resting place is 2000 miles away.
Tsubasa- 2000 miles away?
Dashan- Let me out of here!
Zeo- I think I'm gonna go mad…
Driver- Whoa, whoa! Easy now. We'll just have to hunt animals for food and use their pelt as clothing.
Kyoya- I hope it's deer. Mmmmm…Deer…
Nile- Kyoya… that's disgusting.
Driver- Feeling hungry yet?
Gingka- No, not really.
Driver- Ok.
*3 hours of nothing*
Zeo- What's the point of this trip?
Driver- I don't know. They paid me to do this crap.
Dashan- Who?
Driver- I don't know. Hades?
Zeo- Figures.
Tsubasa- By the way, what is Doji doing here in America anyway?
Kyoya- Doji does a lot of weird stuff, that's what I know for sure.
Tsubasa- Like what kind of weird stuff?
Kyoya- *shudders* You don't want to know…
The carriage bounces and every one crashed down on the floor, crumbled into a pile.
Gingka- Hey! What's going on out there?
Driver- The wheel broke.
Nile- Uh oh.
Driver- Don't worry! I'm a carpenter! I can fix it easily!
Dashan- So, do we need to get out of the carriage?
Driver- No.
Kyoya- Why not?
Driver- Hades told me to never let you out until we arrived at a resting stop.
Zeo- Oh that's very nice.
*Everyone stared at Zeo*
Zeo- I was being sarcastic.
Driver- Hold on tight!
*The carriage starts moving side to side*
Kyoya- What is he doing?
Zeo- Would it be safer if we're outside?
Gingka- I feel kinda sick.
Nile- Please don't thow up Gingka!
*The carriage stops moving*
Driver- Well that's done. Let's keep moving!
1 day of nothing.
Gingka- So hungry…want…cheeseburger…
Tsubasa- Right now, I don't care what I eat.
Dashan- Stop being wussies. This isn't bad at all!
Gingka- Easy for you to say! You've been doing all these 4000 year old no food for days training!
Dashan- Actually it's 4000 year old no food for months training!
Tsubasa- …I'm surprised you're still alive…
Driver- Hungry back there?
Nile- We'll manage.
Gingka- No we can't! I'm dying here!
Nile- It's just a day…
Driver- Whatever, I'm hunting!
Just then, the carriage stops and the exit opens. Everyone jumped out.
Driver- Whoa! Easy now!
Zeo- I'm getting out of here!
Driver- Can't. We're miles away from Hades.
*Silence*
Driver- Ok! Let's go hunting!
Kyoya- Wait I thought you're not supposed to let us out.
Diver- I'm not, but I trust you guys. Besides, if you run away, you'll die just like that. Now I'm teaching you guys how to hunt. *Whips out 2 guns* Here hold this. *Gave one gun to Dashan and head into the forest*
Gingka- This is so scary…
Driver- Ah, no worries! There's no tigers here!
Tsubasa- What about bears?
Driver- *Pause* …Oh yeah, there are bears…
Gingka- YAAAH!
Kyoya- I'm not scared of no bear!
Driver- Look! Deers!
Kyoya- Yummy…
Driver- Now first you have to sneak closer…Don't step on a twig…
Gingka steps on a twig and the deers, immediately, looked up and around for danger.
Driver- Stop!
*Silence and no movement*
The deers continued back what they are doing.
Driver- *sigh* Gingka!
Gingka- I'm sorry!
Nile- Shh! You're going to scare them!
Driver- Now point and aim at a perfect deer…
Kyoya- Fat and juicy…
Tsubasa- Kyoya!
Zeo- Shh!
*POW*
The deers scattered except for one that lay on the ground, motionless.
*Everyone gathered around the huge buck*
Driver- Now this one will fill us up for days! Help me take it to the carriage!
No one but the driver lifts up the deer.
Driver- *Stares at the 6* Well?
Nile- I'm not touching that.
Kyoya- I don't feel like it.
Gingka- I'm not that strong.
Zeo- Gross.
Tsubasa- Agreed.
Driver- Oh, come on!
Dashan- *helps lifts up deer* I swear it's like I'm surrounded by babies.
Tsubasa- Is that your 4000 year old touching gross things?
Dashan- Exac-wait what?
Wait for the next chapter!