What up people! So i love just writing random stuff so here you go. I think i got this idea from the mighty bush on he demonata archive. Read her story if you have read the demonata read her Story its callled lord losse's voge. Its so awesome. So its a one shot. Please no reviews. I dont own bf5.
"Guys gues what" yelled Zoom.
"What" they all said at once.
"Were going Sky diving this afternoon. isint that awesome." Everyone looked at eachother with happy faces. They all jumped up and Started screaming with joy. "And to make it even better." Zoom took out 8 paint ball guns and tossed them to each one of his team mates. "Paint ball war in the sky pepole."
"Uh no" said Stanford. I dont do paint balls.
"Do it" said Zoom aiming his paint ball gun at him.
"Okay fine"
"Dude are you high or something" asked A.j.
"Maby. Well come on guys lets get down to the sky dive center and lets catch some air people." Zoom ran off and the rest of team soon followed. They drove off and arived at the sky diveing center. Everyone ran in and told the skydive person they wanted to go Sky diving.
"Well you little fishes first i have to show you how to do it" said the instrucer. "First of all you have to learn sds. Fist sqaut. Second dive. Third scream. Okay now clime into that hellicopter and lets go up to the sky."
"Shoudint we have more practice" Spinner asked.
"Ha ha. Are you scared little guy" said the instructer.
"No!"
"Then lets get up there maggots." Everyone an the hellicopter and took off.
"Everyone ready" screamed Zoom. All of the team looked at eachother nervously."Come on guys lets go." Zoom pushed everyone out of he copter and they all started screaming. "Deploy your paint ball guns and get ready for a war." Everyone took out there paint ball guns and started firing.
You will all be killed by my paint ball skillage" Vert yelled.
"Not if i kill you first" screamed Zoom. The two started shooting paintballs at eachother geting paint all over them selves. Zoom took his paint ball gun and aimed it at tezzes nuts.
"Zoom i swear to god if you shoot my nuts." Zoom didint take a second to think he took that there old paint gun and shot it right into that there smart boys ass (a/n I just had to speak like that)
Tezz wispered something but Zoom could make it out. He had said F you." Zoom started laughing his ass off intel Spinner, Shermen,Agura, Sanford , A.J, and Vert snuck behind him and Vert yelled fire. They all fired at Zoom but he did a back flip in the air and leaped over them firing paint balls. Everyone shot eachother like we bettter pull out our pairichutes. They slowly drifted down and landed on the ground.
Who whants to go again Screamed Zoom!
Please no mean reviews.