"Nice mustache, Doc!" laughed Sonic. He stared at the nasally goodness.
"It is an entity of true delight, my spiky blue friend," said the mad doctor.
Sonic took one hand and gave a smackeroo to Eggman's Bootoxius. The pain caused the mustache to go flying off his face.
Sonic ran up at his famously high speed and snagged the ornamental nose hair.
"Unhand my 'stache, Sonic!" cried Eggman.
But it was too late. Sonic had already placed the mustache over his own face. The mustache granted impressive features to the young hedgehog, like the ability to see through time.
Sonic screamed and then stuck his feet in Eggman's mouth. He revved up his Power Sneakers and beat the took outta the doctor's tongue.
Sonic then dove deep into Eggman's left nostril and found the lost city of Atlantis.
"A hedgehog!" cried Aquaman as he took a hearty bite out of his Krabby Patty.
"Hark! I bring terrible news from the relics of the ages, my lord," announced Sonic with his speedy hedginess.
"Speak now," said Aquaman swiftly.
Sonic pulled out a treasure map and showed Aquaman and his young ward Barnacle Boy the truth about the famous Nidoking's Toenail Empourium.
"My glorious fish buns!" cried Aquaman. He grabbed his trident and stabbed a tuna fish. Then he fed it to Barnacle Boy in the form of a Pipsqueak Patty.
"What do we do?" asked Sonic.
Aquaman used the mystic arts to open a portal to Neverland. Knuckles flew in wearing his Peter Pan outfit. He taught Sonic the wonders of childhood and flying. Sonic learned a lot about his chronic migraines that day and now he is more aware of the financial situations surrounding the tofu economy.
"Sonic, are you sure you want to risk yourself for humanity's sake?" said Knuckles wisely like Nestor.
Sonic did his trademark smirk, revved up his flingmakers, and shot chocolate into the temporal vortex.
The tasty treat rained down upon Eggman's dumb face and created a new mustache for him.
Eggman smiled at the brilliance. "Good job, Sonic," he said with a tear in his eye. He was so proud of the Blue Blur for the heroic nasal congestion.
Now peace flowed throughout the Green Hill Zone and Chemical Plant. Because the world of life and glory was a cause of good morals and pondering fulfillment.
FIN