The Chief had just called in Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 to his office and the couple walked in.
"Hello," said the Chief "I have good news for both of you. Agent 99 has been promoted and has been given the new designation Agent 69, CONTROL's specialist in the erotic arts."
99-now 69 asked "But what happened to the original Agent 69, Chief"
"Well," answered the Chief "she has gone insane after being forced to have sex with Gadaffhi while on a mission in Libya. I chose you after I saw Max's videos of you and him in bed. They have been a great source of pleasure for me, incidentally."
Max said "Thanks Chief, I'm glad you appreciate my movies. Did you see the one I had 99-excuse me 69 eat my diarrhea?"
The Chief replied "No, you should give that to me later. Now, 69, to prove your mastery of erotic skills, you will suck my penis."
"But Chief," 69 protested "I'm married!"
Smart assured his wife "Don't worry, I don't mind you doing that, after all that's part of a secret agent's job and in the union contract."
He then took off his shoe (which also functioned as a cell-phone and video camera) and set it on a table to film the action while also taking off his pants and boxers to pleasure himself.
Agent 69 dropped down as the Chief dropped his pants to reveal a foot-long organ hard as stone. She thrust all of it into her mouth and began sucking it like a lollypop.
The Chief's penis, if possible, grew even harder while Maxwell vigourously stroked his own organ.
The two men orgasmed at the same time with the Chief blowing his load into 69 as she swallowed tremendous amounts of his potent sperm.
The Chief got a tissue and wiped 69's mouth as he kissed her on the forehead and said "Thank you for such a wonderful blowjob, it fulfilled a long-time fantasy of mine."
Continued the Chief "Now onto the mission-KAOS's Arab branch leader, the Saudi billionaire Abdul Abdullah has stolen twenty old Soviet nuclear missiles and now plans to detonate them in major American cities. Our best chance is to infiltrate his palace in Jeddah where we believe he currently has the nukes. 69 will be a concubine in his harem while Max will be his butler. Any questions?"