Disclaimer: Yugioh does not, and will not belong to me. Ever. So let go of that held breath Kazuki Takahashi-sama. This writer wants nothing to do with it. Though I wish you released Capsule Monsters in America instead of that crappy-ass GX series… And then there was that half-assedly made Yu-gi-oh Duelist of the Roses game that few people managed to grasp. I mean… What do you mean I'm on air? Son of a-

SS: -clears throat- Ahahahaha!! It is here!! Are you ready? I SAID ARE YOU READY!? Get ready for the ultimately-not-so-ultimate-but-still-ultimate CROSSOVER! A Final Destination/Yugioh story. If you want to avoid reading some character bashing, than get yer yella-bellied ass out of here, cuz I've added in my personal bit of character cruelty! The rest of you, come on in and make yourselves at home.

The Dark Ones

Chapter 1: Flavor of Sushi?

A dark shadow materialized within an office of lavish equal to Kaiba's. The new presence darkens it heavily. They approached the desk and bowed with their hooded face nearly touching the ground.

"You called, Master?"

"Yes, your new hit list is in. It's on the desk."

A semi-pale hand indicated to a scroll. Due to the chair was facing the wall monitor; the "Master's" face could not be seen. The shadow stood and viewed the parchment. If the stranger had a visage, their eyebrow would be raised.

"Um, pardon me, Master?"

"What is it?"

"These are children, sir."

"And?"

"N-nevermind."

With a slight inclination of the head, the shadow disappeared. The chair swiveled around; the Mater's fingertips meet with glee.

"Finally, I shall be rid of them all."

"I shall defeat you today, Atem!"

"Yes, yes, yes. You boasted this about a million times now, Kaiba." Atem stated drolly.

"I have not…only 2'567'674 times."

"Eh!? He actually kept count!?" Anzu exclaimed.

"It appears that way, Anzu." Atem paused. "Are you going to make your move…priest?"

"Don't you dare call me that! I am no priest!

It was another day of watching Seto vs. Atem. At this point, Joey, Anzu, Tristan, and Yugi were watching, each for their own reasons. Also, ever since they became high school graduates, they've become addicted to placing REAL bets on their games.

In the audience, Yugi wondered out loud, "He says he's not a priest, but then where does the dress-like trenchcoat come from?" Seto's eye twitched slightly revealing that he heard the pip-squeak. In an act of pure innocence, Yugi stared at Seto with wide, purple eyes. Before the CEO could shout a comment-

"Y'know, Seto, it's a shame really..." Atem mused out loud.

"What?"

"This dedication of yours… If it were any other person, I'd be amused. But you…"

"Would you finish your damn sentence already!?"

"Huh? Oh. I play Dark Magician Girl. You lose." Atem announced while descending the platform. Since both of the magicians that he possessed were in the graveyard…you get the idea.

"Grr. Damn it." Set scowled, only managing to make himself look like he was taking a crap.

Atem paused midway between his friends and Seto. "Oh, and keeping true to our little wager, you'll be buying us dinner at that new sushi restaurant."

"I know that already!"

"Oh, did you now?" That's when Atem did it; his trademark smirk that made women swoon and men's blood boil (which kind of boil I leave to your imagination).

"Kisama…" Seto watched Atem and Co. walk outside, his blue eyes burning with pure irritation. Then a smirked donned his face. "Yeah, keep it up, just like that. The end is near for you."

Mako sat at the edge of a cliff that overlooked the ocean. A fishing rod cast into the deep. So far, he hadn't caught anything, and it was time for him to go to work. Sighing wearily, he reeled in the line.

"Chef is gonna kill me."

Mako entered the newly opened sushi restaurant, Kiseki no Enkai. He was reaching for his apron when-

"Ah, there you are, Mako. Don't worry about handling the kitchen today. We will be serving some very special guests. No, you will be serving them."

"I-I will? I don't know the first thing about being a waiter."

"A waiter? Oh-ho-ho-ho… Tsunami-kun, who said anything about being a waiter?"

"What? Wait, you're not Chef."

"Correct you are."

It was then that Mako saw the pot stewing in front of the imposter. A tuft of hair was sticking out of it. Shoving the stranger out of the way, he discovered that it belonged to the Chef, whose head was floating in the concoction. He broke out in cold sweat as he turned around the face the enigma. To one's wonder and amazement, he was merely standing there with his arms folded. Mako confronted him with newly born rage.

"I demand you tell me what's going on here!!"

"Okay. You're going to serve."

"You're not answering the question!"

"Ah, but I am." The chef's clothes became a dark cloak, a ghostly pale hand was extended from one of the sleeves, in it, was a knife used to make sushi. "I don't know why you're so surprised. This restaurant serves sushi, Tsunami-kun. Just as we advertise, the customer can have whatever they please including, but not permitted to, their flavor of sushi meat; fish, cream-cheese, celery, or people!"

"What was that last one?"

"…Celery."

"Okay, wait, you said people!"

"Did not."

"Did too!"

"This conversation is becoming a bit redundant don't you think?"

"…What?"

"Hey, now that I think about it, Chef asked me to show you something before I checked out today."

"Really!? What?"

If a tree were to fall in a forest, would anyone hear it? Tell me the answer to that later, I think I hear Mako shrieking in hellish agony.

The yugitachi enter Kiseki no Enkai, only to be startled by the silence.

"Hey! Where is everybody!? Kaiba, is this some kinda sick joke!?"

Seto arcs an eyebrow. "One, I never joke. Two, I reserved the entire place."

Ignoring the two of them, the rest of them looked around the place. The walls were painted to mimic the deep sea, the nice part anyway. There were tanks of fish in every corner, and they were huge. Some had blowfish, others had piranhas, and then there were the tanks full of normal fish. Since there was only one table, everyone gathered there. Anzu looked around nervously.

"Hey, where are the waiters?"

"Yea. I haven't seen a single person since we've walked in here."

"Welcome."

"AAAAAH!!" Anzu, Yugi, Tristan, and Joey shrieked in unison. They calmed down immediately when they realized it was just the Chef.

"Um…sorry about the lack of service. Everyone appears to have caught the flu. So I'll be serving you personally this…evening."

Deep, black eyes stared into Anzu's, a blush warming her face instantly. Atem saw this and looked him self. A wave of blood, cruelty, and universal intellect seem to dwell behind the enchanting eyes. Shaking his head, Atem glanced at Anzu who was completely enthralled. He sighed.

"Can I interest any of you in today's special?"

"A sushi restaurant has specials?" Joey asked incredulously. Everyone else sweated at his stupidity.

"Um, yes, we do. We call it, the Meat Fest. We take every meat available, make it into sushi, and serve it. I just got my hands on a special rare meat. To make things interesting, I'll throw it in free 'cuz you're special customers. If you can guess the mystery right, you get everything free of change that you order."

"Are you sure? That's very generous of you." Anzu replied flirtatiously.

"Heh-heh-heh. Oh, of course not. I'm happy just to serve. So, what do you say?"

Joey answered before everyone with, "You bet!!"

"Very well then, may I take your order of drinks?"

A while later, the Chef placed a giant plate of sushi in front of the group. It appeared to be regular sushi, but it had a different kind of…look to it. If you know what I mean.

"Dig in!" The smile on the Chef's face was wide and…was there a glint of darkness in his eyes?

Anzu tasted the sushi and gave him her best grin. "It has a very unique flavor. Though, you've prepared it very well."

"Thanks, cooking this kind of meat is actually my specialty." He looked up suddenly as if he had heard something. "Hm, well then, I must return to the kitchen. Call me if you…need anything." He exited.

"There's something strange about that guy. Kaiba, have you heard anything about him?"

"I've never seen the man at all. When I first came here to make the reservation, the Chef was older, fatter, and had an Italian-styled hair. This guy, he's much younger. What's he hiding?"

"Oh, so you saw that, Kaiba?" Atem prodded.

"Yes, I did." He responded through clenched teeth.

"Oi, there's something hard in this!" Everyone turned to Joey who spit out something white. "What the heck is this?" He held it up and Yugi paled.

"T-that's a bone!"

"Yeah, but wat's a fish bone doin in sushi!?"

"Uh, guys, if you think that's weird, check this out!" Anzu pointed at the mound of sushi. Upon further inspection, they saw the hair.

"What the hell?"

Using his chopsticks, Seto maneuvered the sushi out the way and it revealed Mako's head. A look of pure horror was cemented on his face, blood still seeped out from his severed neck. A stick note was on his forehead as well. Ancient Egyptian letters were sketched on it. Anzu fainted, Joey started to throw up all that was in his stomach, Tristan doing the same, and Yugi was doing his absolute best to stay calm. But when he spoke, his voice came out in a high, panicked squeak.

"W-what does that say, Atem?"

"Well, it says, 'Congratulations. The mystery meat is your friend Mako Tsunami. I'm delighted to make your acquaintances. I hope to make many memories with you. Signed, Shadow of Shadows.' How did I not sense it. Team, we're dealing with a powerful adversary here. We need to stick together."

"But Mako's dead! What are we supposed to do?"

"Yugi, calm down. Obviously, this 'Shadow of Shadows' has made us his target for whatever reason. We need to gather everyone. And due to the conditions of this, Kaiba, we're gonna have to borrow your mansion."

"What!?"

"Yeah." Yugi nodded his head in agreement. Kaiba, you have the best security in all of Japan. Surely it could protect us till we can figure a way out of this."

"Fine. But only because I'm involved as well."

Joey's stomach had finally gave in and allowed him to sit back up. After wiping his face with the back of his hand, he uttered, "Why aren't we chasing after that guy? He's in the kitchen, we have him trapped!"

"That would be an unwise move, Joey. Who knows what he's capable of? Not us. So we need to gather information and regroup. Therefore, tomorrow, after school, we gather at Kaiba's mansion."

Everyone nodded in agreement, Kaiba called a limo for them all, and the last they saw of each other was their backs retreating into their respective homes.

Ocean of Miracles

A funny quote spoof that I heard out of a movie whose name I can not recall. The original line, for those of you who wish to know is;

Salesperson: "…including your choice of ice cream flavors. We have strawberry, vanilla, chocolate, or people!"

Boy: "What was that last one?"

Salesperson: "…Chocolate."

SS: So, everyone, how are you enjoying my sick cruelty so far? Yes, I do realize that I'm twisted beyond reasoning. And you know what? I spawned it all by myself, mother! Ahahahahaha!! Who shall be next? Yugi-boy? Kaiba-boy? Or maybe, just maybe…Atemu-chan? Who knows? See you next time in… -cue 'next installment' music- …Lights, Camera- Ha, you thought I was going to say murder, didn't? Well, I can't, Case Closed used that already. Okay, for 'reals' this time; Lights, Camera, Splash!!

Shadow of Shadows: My name is Sha-kan. The pure darkness of Shadow. What happened to Shadow? Heh, heheheheheh. That's not your problem. Just keep reading, 'cuz this story's just getting started.

SS: Sha-kun, hurry up! The bath water's getting cold

Sha-kun: ...Ignore him. Now review...or else. -eyes glow deep red and holds up a blade.