You know, some people say life isn't fair.

They say "Look at her. Look at them. They get to be big-shots', they get to run the world, and where am I? I'm stuck down here, scraping for a living, day after day."

Once, I agreed with them. I am lucky. I am a perfect golden child, with more chances and oppurtunities daily than most people get in a life time.

Now I know better. The Universe has ways to equalize the lucky and the normal.

I can still remember how I discovered it. I was just getting out of the shower. As I dried off, I noticed that I'd missed a patch of my right thigh while shaving. I craned my neck to see how far the patch of sparse hair went. and then I found out.

I; Relena Peacecraft; Queen of The World; Ruler of the Sanq kingdom; Founder of Peace; Diplomat for the Colonies and Earth; have a hairy butt.

Sometimes I wish life wouldn't be so damn fair.