Zarbon, Heir to the Empire of Freezer
Once upon a time, a long time ago on Planet Freezer in the earth year of 1963, around the time the Vietnam War started on Planet Earth, there was a lovely young lad named Zarbon Natasha Mustashi, as of why he had a girl's middle name, who cares!
Anyways he was dropped off on planet Freezer by his mother to the care of Freezer, she died shortly afterwards. So Freezer took responsibility and decided to raise little Zarbon as his own, he was not too pleased with it, but he tolerated it.
Anyways a couple of years after Zarbon's mom "dropped him off", Zarbon was officially now the legally adopted son of Freezer with an exception, and he had to be his slave too. The whole task of me to explain what happened will happen right now.
There was supposed to be an opening ceremony to present the little tike as the heir to Freezer's empire, a title that when his father King Cold retired, was passed onto Freezer. It would also be the first time that Freezer presented Zarbon publicly, rumors started that Freezer adopted a child of a different species, although the planet had mostly changelings, the largest minority on Planet Freezer were in fact Zarbon's species, aka primal changelings.
Kiwi was an old friend of Zarbon's dad and his mother, and he liked Zarbon as a friend. He dreamed of being a top henchman for Freezer, but that would not happen anytime soon, he could not be fully trusted, so in order to prove this Freezer made Kiwi the official babysitter for prince Zarbon so he could not bother Freezer when he was busy.
That day Zarbon wired himself up, had excessively too much caffeine and was running around the room without being exhausted. Kiwi made a horrible effort to calm him down, it did no good, "Come on Zarbon, we have to get you ready for the ceremony!" Kiwi said.
"Why Kiwi, I want to play!" Zarbon said.
"We don't have time to play games; you're so hyper you need to calm down! Does anyone have a tranquilizer?" Kiwi asked.
"Come and find me Kiwi!" Zarbon ran out of the bedroom and down the hallway.
"Zarbon get back here now!" Kiwi said running after Zarbon. Funny how Zarbon could outrun Kiwi, "Zarbon get back here!" Kiwi yelled.
"Come on Kiwi I bet that you can't catch me! You can't catch me! You can't catch me!" all the sudden little Zarbon bumped into Freezer, he looked up at him bewildered. "Hello Freezer!" he said.
"Hello Zarbon." Freezer said.
There was a huge problem with Freezer, in fact he was extremely evil, cruel and a ruthless tyrant. Whenever someone did not agree with him, he had them executed, and he liked to make people suffer and laugh at their suffering.
He owned not only a bunch of palaces, but planets too; sometimes he sold them to aliens, only to kill those aliens later to regain territory. Little Zarbon did not yet know what Freezer was capable of; he adored him, but later in life would come to despise him.
"Sorry lord Freezer!" Zarbon said.
"That's okay Zarbon, now get ready for the ceremony, and give me a big favor stay out of my way until the ceremony!" Freezer said.
"Yes lord Freezer!" Zarbon said running over to Kiwi who had caught up with him.
"Why did you run away like that, I'm getting too old to chase you," Kiwi said.
"I thought we were playing a game." Zarbon said. While Kiwi and Zarbon walked back to the bedroom, Freezer stared at them with hatred in his eyes.
There were a bunch of people outside the palace, the trumpets sounded, and Freezer along with Cooler, Kiwi, and King Cold came out onto the balcony.
"Ladies and gentlemen we present to you the rulers of Planet Freezer!" Kiwi announced everyone cheered, for the fear that they would be killed.
"Now I will direct my and everyone's attention to the Emperor Freezer!" King Cold said.
"Hello everyone!" Freezer said, everyone cheered with fear, "Lend me your heads and torsos!" Freezer said laughing everyone else was silent.
"Enough of the dark lame humor Freezer, you're so funny that it puts me to sleep." Cooler said.
"Let me do my job Cooler, anyways I have an announcement to make, I will not be around forever. Someone will continue to rule my empire!" Freezer then picked Zarbon up and held him up to the crowd, "Listen everyone this will be the new lord of the universe and your new emperor when I die! His name is Zarbon!" Freezer yelled.
The crowd cheered and poor Zarbon was so scared that Freezer would drop him, "Put me down, put me down, don't drop me!" Zarbon yelled.
Freezer put Zarbon down, "One day Zarbon, this will all be yours, when I die you'll be the new emperor." Freezer said.
"This will be mine?" asked Zarbon.
"Everything." Freezer said.
"Wow cool." Zarbon said.
"That is all we want to say, all of you return to your homes or else I'll have you all hanged!" Freezer yelled. Everyone went running, Freezer laughed, "That got the crowd to move hum Cooler?" asked Freezer still laughing.
"Freezer you're silly." Cooler said laughing.
"Good now Kiwi take Zarbon back to his room and get him ready for dinner, well shall celebrate!" Freezer said.
"But there is nothing really to celebrate about." Cooler said.
"Sure there is, we're going to celebrate the thought of Zarbon being the heir to my empire!" Freezer said as they all went back into the palace.
They were all in the dining room in the evening, they were all sitting at a table, "I love to throw parties, don't you like it when I throw parties Dodoria?" asked Freezer.
"Of course Lord Freezer, after all I like to eat cake." Dodoria said chuckling.
"But Dodoria, you should really watch what you eat, after all you suffered two heart attacks and a stroke." Freezer said.
"I know and I'm in my early forties." Dodoria said.
"Me, well I'm happy to say that I'm in my early 200s. Now I shall propose a toast." Freezer then stood up, "Attention everyone, I would like to make a toast to the future emperor of my empire! Zarbon! May he rule with tyranny as much I did!" Freezer said.
Zarbon then smiled and blushed, "When I become emperor of the universe, I want to give everyone stuffed animals to play with and then give the poor money so they can buy stuff!" Zarbon said.
Everyone laughed, Freezer blushed, "Well how very interesting, I hope to God that you don't do any of that stuff!" Freezer said.
"But Freezer we're rich, and they have nothing!" Zarbon said.
"Well who thought him to be so compassionate?" asked Freezer, Kiwi whistled suspiciously, "Now Zarbon I'll have to really harden you up, tomorrow I want him to see his first execution!" Freezer said.
"But Freezer, he's a little boy, are you sure it's appropriate to show him such violence at such a young age? I didn't show my children executions until they were at least ten years old." Cooler said.
"Trust me on this one Cooler, the more violence he's exposed to, the more he'll want to kill." Freezer said.
"You're so sick, that's why my father favors you over me, but I'm no better. I look forward to watching the execution with you." Cooler said.
"So be it tomorrow Zarbon will watch his first execution!" Freezer then raised his glass, "Cheers to me!" he said. He laughed evilly and took a sip while Zarbon just smiled naively at him.
The next day, Freezer, Cooler, Kiwi and Zarbon were in the auditorium in the middle of the desert. They saw a young girl taken to the block, where the executioner waited. "How old is that girl Freezer?" asked Zarbon.
"She's about your age." Freezer said.
"What's going to happen to her?" asked Zarbon.
"She's going to die for a crime that she committed." Freezer said.
"She's going to jail right?" asked Zarbon.
"No Zarbon, she's going to die like your mother died!" Freezer said.
"What did she do anyways?" asked Cooler.
"She stole from a market place, sure in Persia and Arabia they'll cut off your hand, but not here. Here people will have to die." Freezer said.
Freezer gave the signal; the executioner raised his sword up and sliced the girl's head off. There was blood everywhere, Freezer laughed along with Cooler, "Good now that she's dead, we can go home!" Freezer said.
Zarbon looked in terror as he looked at the executioner picking up the severed head of the girl and putting it on a stake, "Oh no you killed her!" he then started crying.
"What's wrong Zarbon?" asked Kiwi.
"Freezer killed a girl that was my same age; I could have used her as a playmate!" Zarbon said.
"Well it's too late for that! Let's go home!" Freezer said.
That evening in the dining hall everyone was there, "So how did the little brat enjoy the execution?" asked Dodoria.
"He didn't like it." Freezer said.
"I wonder why?" asked Dodoria.
"Hey Zarbon, you didn't touch your food, what's wrong with you?" asked Cooler.
"Nothing uncle Cooler," Zarbon said.
"Well you better eat before I kill you!" Freezer yelled.
"I don't see why that girl had to die!" Zarbon yelled getting up and running out of the dining room.
"Oh now you've done it Freezer." Cooler said.
"So what, it's not like he's that seriously hurt." Freezer said.
"I'll go check on him." Kiwi said getting up and leaving the dining room.
Meanwhile in his room, Zarbon cried his eyes out on his bed.
Kiwi came into his room, "What's wrong Zarbon?" he asked.
"Why did Freezer have that girl killed?" asked Zarbon.
"That's nothing, he's killed more people then you can imagine he's killed men, women and children unfortunately. That's just the way Freezer is, he's horrible. He doesn't care if people die, as long as they suffer for their crimes. I swear that on my Yiddish ancestors, that is if I had any, that I won't let him hurt you." Kiwi said.
"That's not fair!" Zarbon said.
"I know it isn't fair, but Freezer is the emperor and that is the way it goes." Kiwi said.
"That poor girl was just trying to get food, because there is so much starving on this planet, just like you told me!" Zarbon said.
"I know the poverty rate is really high, but people die everyday, there is nothing that we can do about it." Kiwi said.
"I wish I could help them out." Zarbon said.
"Don't you'll make Freezer mad, don't ever anger Freezer, he might not let you off the hook next time. I'm not telling you this to be cruel; I'm just worried about you." Kiwi said.
Everyone else left the dining room, "Well good night Freezer." Cooler said.
"Goodnight Cooler." Freezer said walking away.
Freezer went into his bedroom and shut the door, Freezer had another dark secret that Zarbon would shortly find out about, which he didn't even tell a lot of his low level solders and did not get out for a long time until the day he died.
Freezer was on the phone calling the dungeon, "Yes I would like to have sex with a slave delivered to me, pronto!' Freezer said hanging up the phone.
A few minutes later there was a six-year-old changeling boy in chains naked standing in front of Freezer naked, "Well well Adam, we meet again." Freezer said smiling sleazy.
Poor Adam gulped, "Where do you want it lord Freezer?" he asked.
"I'll tell you, come in don't be shy." Freezer said, the frightened boy came into the room and Freezer shut the door.
Yes it was true that Freezer was not only a sexual predator but also like to pray on little boys and girls sexually. It was no wonder why no man or woman would have wanted him.
Later that night when the changeling boy was asleep in Freezer's bed Freezer had a nightmare and woke up from it. Next day Freezer was in the throne room with Cooler, "Cooler can you keep a secret? I had a dream that I had sex with Zarbon." Freezer said.
"That is gross, nobody needs to know that! Isn't it bad enough that you love to have sex with children, especially when you're depressed and want to take your unhappiness out on someone?" asked Cooler.
"I can't help it, I used to have a friend who used to sleep with his daughter, then she got pregnant and then shot herself with a laser gun, but that won't happen to Zarbon." Freezer said.
"Now Freezer, just because you're an evil emperor doesn't mean that you should have the right to take advantage of Zarbon like that!" Cooler said.
"Yah I must keep my lusty, beast nature under control, but he's so handsome and little, it's no wonder why I'm miserable, I'm handsome and little too." Freezer said.
Cooler laughed, "What's so funny?" asked Freezer.
"You're little but not handsome as maw." Cooler said.
Meanwhile in the big garden Zarbon ran around smelling the roses and Kiwi was with him, "Kiwi aren't the flowers beautiful?" asked Zarbon.
"They're called roses, they can be red, white, pink and all sorts of other colors." Kiwi said.
"I love roses," Zarbon said.
"A lot of people do, the red ones mean love, and the white ones mean pure you know like me." Kiwi said. Of course, Kiwi was not very pure at all; he was kind of a negative person if anything.
"I wish they could live forever." Zarbon said still sad about seeing that girl executed.
"Nobody lives forever Zarbon; even Freezer will die one day." Kiwi said.
"Oh he barely pays any attention to me." Zarbon said.
"He's mean I know I wish he could die too." Kiwi said.
"Do you think I'll ever get married someday Kiwi?" asked Zarbon.
"You know the rules." Kiwi said.
"I will find a bride when Freezer dies, which could be in two years or more, until then I must stay pure." Zarbon said rolling his eyes.
"You got that right!" Kiwi said.
Later that night, Zarbon was dreaming that he was in some jungle and there was an attractive woman in front of him with brown skin and thick, long, black hair, "Zarbon come and get me!" Serena said jumping into the river, it turns out that the woman was his mother and she looked quite young too.
"I'm coming mother!" Zarbon said diving into the river too, looked for her under water, but no sign of her so far, he came up for air and saw that she was in a tree. He waved to her, she waved back, then all the sudden the executioner that cut the girl's head off from real life was behind his mother, and he cut her head off.
Zarbon woke up screaming, "Freezer!" he got out of bed and ran to Freezer's room.
Freezer was in bed thinking to himself, "Don't do it Freezer, you'll gain an even worst reputation! No I will do it, I'm evil anyways, so why the fuck should I care?"
Freezer then said aloud, "Whoever controls the sky give me a sign that I should fuck Zarbon!" All the sudden Zarbon ran into Freezer's room all scared, "Zarbon what's wrong?" he asked.
"I had a nightmare!" he ran into Freezer's arms crying.
Freezer hugged him, and then started rubbing him sexually, "Now, now Zarbon get into my bed." He said.
Zarbon climbed into bed with Freezer, "Oh Freezer I'm so happy that I can sleep with you." Zarbon said.
Freezer started to take Zarbon's pajama bottoms off, "Now Zarbon we're going to play a game, God you're such a handsome little boy, you remind me of myself when I was younger." Freezer said.
Zarbon of course was confused, "What kind of game?" he asked.
Freezer took his own pajama bottoms off, "You'll see it'll make you feel better." He said. He then held Zarbon down.
"What are you doing Freezer?" asked Zarbon.
"Trust me this will hurt just a little bit at first!" Freezer said, throwing the covers over their bodies.
"Let me go Freezer!" Zarbon said.
"No I won't!" Freezer yelled. He started raping Zarbon; I am not going to go into details for this is far too sick to talk about so I will go to the next day.
The next day Kiwi went into Zarbon's room he saw that Zarbon looked sad and sulked, "Zarbon what's wrong, you look so sad?" asked Kiwi.
"Freezer hurt me." Zarbon said in a depressed voice, which was not the voice he usually spoke to Kiwi with.
"What did he do?" Kiwi asked.
"I'm not sure, but my butt hole hurts a whole lot." Zarbon said.
"I know you're so young and all but what did he do to you?" asked Kiwi.
"I don't know we were playing this game he said." Zarbon said.
"What kind of game?" asked Kiwi.
"He stuck his penis in my butt hole, it hurt too, I've been sore all morning!" Zarbon then started crying.
"He did what?" Kiwi asked with a shocked look on his face, and then he crashed to the ground and started crying hard.
"What's wrong Kiwi?" asked Zarbon.
"Freezer ordered me to protect you, now I realize that I need to protect you from him, but I can't just beat him up, he'll kill me! I don't want to die!" Kiwi said.
"Don't cry Kiwi!" Zarbon said hugging the coward that was too chicken to stand up to Freezer.
"You don't understand kid, I know you're too young but Freezer raped you! It's morally wrong to have sex with a kid such as yourself! He took your innocence away!" Kiwi said.
"Oh no I'm no longer a kid!" Zarbon said.
"Yes you are you just were violated is all." Kiwi said. They both hugged each other, one hoping the comfort the other.
Freezer was in the throne room with Cooler and laughing hard, "What is so amusingly funny Freezer?" asked Cooler.
"I raped Zarbon, I actually raped him!" Freezer said laughing.
"Oh my God you've gone off the loony bin! Do you have any idea what would happen if anyone else would hear about this?" asked Cooler.
"No and I don't care!" Freezer said.
"You are a sick pervert! You tried to have sex with my daughters and your cousins, but this time you've gone too far!" Cooler said.
"Hell the Roman emperors used to have sex with little kids what's the big deal and I believe that one of them had sex with his dead sister too!" Freezer said laughing so hard that he fell off the thrown.
"So how was it?" asked Cooler.
"It was so good! Zarbon was so squirmy and he was terrified too, it was so great to see someone smaller than me cower with fear!" Freezer said giggling.
Cooler frowned, "I was being sarcastic Freezer!" Cooler got off the thrown, went out of the throne room and did not see Freezer for the rest of the day.
Zarbon and Kiwi were in the rainforest feeding the animals, "It's ok I won't hurt you." Zarbon said holding some grass in his hand.
A baby deer ran up to Zarbon and ate the grass, "I'm so glad that you love animals, I like animals too. It's too bad that Freezer hates them, he's so insensitive to their feelings." Kiwi said.
"Animals have feelings?" asked Zarbon.
"Yes, everything on this planet has feelings Zarbon that is what is so beautiful about nature, you look at it and wonder what it is feeling." Kiwi said.
"Yah." Zarbon said petting the deer on the head.
Kiwi started crying again, "Why did you do that Freezer! Why, kid you don't realize how much pain Freezer has caused me!" Kiwi said.
"I'm sorry for your troubles." Zarbon said.
"I'm lucky to have a friend like you, I don't any friends!" Kiwi said breaking down and crying.
"Me too Kiwi!" Zarbon said hugging Kiwi again.
Freezer hid in the bushes, "Soon Zarbon, you'll be evil like me, whether you like it or not." He thought to himself.
From that day on Freezer promised on his Yiddish ancestors, that is if he had any, that he would make Zarbon the most evil person alive, which failed miserably.
End of Story