AUTHOR'S NOTES:
Yes, I know Chris Kay is a Smackdown Ref and Chad Patton is assigned to RAW, but anything's possible with ECW right now and it's fiction so I can move people around between RAW, SD, anf ECW. Mickie Henson is referred to by his original WCW name. WWE has begun to refer to Big Show's win over RVD as the South Philly Screwjob in reference to Montreal.
Results for 8/8/06
All Matches are under ECW Rules as per a order given by Tevin Felth after firing Paul Heyman.
Recap of Felth's arrival, stripping the Big Show of his title and firing Paul Heyman.
Tommy Dreamer & The Sandman d. Mike Knox and Test Knox was knocked out after being put through several tables. Test appeared to have a shoulder up but referee Chris Kay counted amyway. After the match, Sandman had a beer and caned Test some more.
Tevin Felth is talking to Mickey Jay about something mentioning Lightsabers.
Big Show d. Balls Mahoney Show won with a chokeslam through a table. Referee Chad Patton took his sweet time making the count.
Paul Heyman says Felth will never stay in ECW and he'll have Mr McMahon deal with Felth personally.
Finlay d. Justin Crebible Referee: Mike Posey Finlay's sidekick kept running around attacking Credible before FInlay finished him with a Celtic Cross.
Joey Styles and Tazz mention Sabu v. Kurt Angle for the vacant ECW World Championship.
Sabu d. Kurt Angle to win the ECW World Championship During the match Paul Heyman and the Big Show attacked referee Chad Patton and replacement referee Mike Posey before Tommy Dreamer & The Sandman attacked them. Chris Kay made a very fast three count.
Kenny & Mikey d. the FBI Referee: Chris Kay Kenny & Mikey used numerous chairs and tables to win.
Bryn Khayman & Andros Khayman (dressed like a vampire) battle to a draw after referee Mickey Jay is chokeslammed by the Big Show with Paul Heyman screaming at ringside. Ariel and Kevin Thorn are shown watching the match. In this match the use of Lightsabers was permitted. Both Khaymans fight off Heyman and Big Show. Tevin Felth hands belts to the Khaymans and tells Heyman and Show there will be hell to pay for their behavior.