A/N: This is dedicated to someone who knows this is dedicated to them. Yoruichi and Soi-Fon fuzzy story here. Didn't think I would be able to write a hardcore yuri fic if I can't write a hardcore straight fic. I'm sorry if, ya know, the info's twisted but I don't this couple like that.

"Hey Soi-Fon!"

"Hai!"

"Go see how much this is, will ya?"

Blushing furiously at the object Yoruichi was handing her Soi-Fon looked up at her former mentor.

"This might not be a little too a revealing for you?" She asked hopefully.

"Huh?" Yoruichi looked up from a pair of edible thongs she was eyeing. "That? Of course not. Why would it be?"

"Why? There isn't a back, and there are little tiny strings that are supposed to count as the front!"

"So? You said you would ask the price, so go!"

Soi-Fon balked and was about to start arguing again when Yoruichi picked up another thong. Only thing was this one didn't have a bottom. She couldn't stutter a word out through her flaming red face so she stiffly walked away. She did her best to quiet the heat between her legs to no avail.

As she walked up to counter she glanced at the dress again. It was a strapless one that came to the top of the thigh. The color was a slick black that felt smooth to the touch. Soi-Fon could imagine Yoruichi easily in this dress.

And it would be so easy to come off.

Soi-Fon's thoughts suddenly turned in a perverted direction as she contemplated which would be easier. A sudden ring brought her out of her reverie.

"Um, hello? Do you need something?"

Soi-Fon looked up into the annoyed eyes of the cashier lady, whose nametag read "ROX". The captain of the second division's face got, if it were indeed possible, even redder.

"Hello? I said do ya need somethin'. This isn't a fast-food restaurant ya know."

Being looked down upon by a lower-than-minimum-wages, brought the captain out. The one that Omaeda knew.

"Yes, of course. I can't think once in a while?"

"ROX" Seemed taken aback that Soi-Fon had talked back to her, and flushed.

"Yea, yea, sure. Could I have your items?"

Yoruichi who was watching the whole spectacle stifled a laugh as "ROX"'s eyes widened, as she picked up the 22 inch dress.

Yoruichi laughed out loud when Soi-Fon snatched the dress out of her hands and threw it back down on the counter. Soi-Fon glanced furtively around to see who was laughing but couldn't find them.

"Here's your change ma'am." "ROX" said awkwardly, as she handed the piece of fabric to Soi-Fon.

"Thanks," She mumbled.

As Yoruichi and Soi-Fon walked out of the shop with the bags between them of edible underwear and tiny strips of fabric, Yoruichi leaned over and whispered something in Soi-Fon's ear.

"The thong is gonna taste real good isn't it?"