One day in the Akatsuki, Pein ordered everybody to this meeting. "Scums! Meeting!" As he sounds the alarm. *Punches Tobi*. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Tobi yelled.
"Oh ****!" Hidan screamed. "That's the alarm for the meeting." Itachi stated. The men hurried downstairs all fresh and clean and sat down on their chairs around the kidney table. "So maggots, do you know what TODAY is?" Pein asked. "Today is the 6th of March," Deidara stated "why'd you asked, un?".
"You numbskulls...' Pein mumbled. "Today is Konan-chan's crowing day as the princess of origami." Tobi spoken. Pein said, "Good job Tobi, you're a good boy, here's a cookie." *Pein throws the cookie* "Nom nom." Tobi munched on the cookie. "Huh, a paper inside it?" Tobi was confused, so he read the paper. "You've been a good boy" the paper said. Tobi's eyes sparkled.
"So, when's the crowning?" Kisame asked. Pein replied, "When Konan's finished her dress."
"Now you maggots! GET TO WORK SETTING UP THE PLACE!" Pein ordered. "Also, here's the clipboard for the jobs, and write down the names of who wants that job, or you force it on them. I usually force them." Pein announced as handing the clipboard to Itachi. *To Konan's room* "Lalalalalalalalala…" Konan hummed as she was sewing her dress. Konan started to whistle, and birds looked at her window. The Birds started to chirp/whistle the same tune as Konan. Then squirrels, cats, and mice came into her room. Konan started to open her window, and the birds came in and started to help Konan with her outfit.
*Back to the men* "Ok so Hidan…..you do….hm...Trash Duty." Itachi ordered Hidan. "W-w-what, T-t-trash d-duty? WHY!?" Hidan yelled in rage. "Because, you're immortal." Itachi stated. "WHY CAN'T ******* ZETSU ******* DO IT!?" Hidan yelled at Itachi. "Well, he already got a job. So that means you get the last job, since you're the last person." Itachi announced. "WHEN DID YOU GET TO BE THE ******* LEADER!?" Hidan is in rage. Itachi replied "Pein chose me.". *Back to Konan's room* Her room is filled with animals! *Pein opens the door* "Uh..Ko-," He stood in shock "WHERE DID THESE ANIMALS COME FROM!? Shoo! Shoo!" Pein question to Konan with shock. "Oh, hi Pein, I didn't see you there. I'm already done." Konan realized.
"O-oh..you better get dressed because the guys are already done." Pein said as he closes the door. *Back to the men* Sasori was painting the pillars, and Deidara was collecting flowers. "This is har-What!?" Deidara looked surprised. Sasori was confused why he looked surprised ,so he looked at what he was looking at, surprisingly he was surprised too. What they were looking at, was Itachi casually on a sun chair, with an umbrella covering himself, with a mini table that has a plate of dangos and lemonade, and Itachi was wearing sunglasses, sunbathing!
Of course Sasori and Deidara was jealous. *Opens door* "Hey, you guys are done...now..GET DRESSED!" Pein ordered. "Hai!" said the men while they were going to their room. *Time skip* *Opens door* "This feels like a wedding Deidara-shempai." whispered Tobi in Deidara's ears. "Shut up, un." Deidara whispered back. When Konan walked out the door and went on the red carpet, the men face got red, except for Kisame and Tobi (They're either too innocent or I don't ship them with Konan at all, ew, disgusting, I would never ship them.). When Konan got to the front, Pein (like a priest) said, "Dear Konan, would like to be crowned Princess of Origami, and leave the generation of Lady Origami Royal, so you can make room for that future Lady Origami Royals…?". "Yes." Konan replied. *Puts crown on* The men cheered, clapped, some of them cried.
After that the men went back inside. "Itachi, when you're done getting dressed back. Please, come to my office." Pein ordered. "Hai." Itachi responded. *Time skip* *Opens door* "What do you want leader?" Itachi asked. "Since you've been a good leader, here's an reward." Pein replied as he gave him a box of dangos. Itachi opened the box and ate one of the dangos as the walks out the door. When Itachi swallowed the dango he felt excited, and his eyes sparkled. Itachi passed Kisame, and Itachi ran back to the office and slammed the door open strongly. "Leader, IS THIS THE LIMITED EDITION SUPER DELUXE DANGO!?" Itachi asked with excitement. "Um, yes…" Pein replied with confusion. Then Itachi ran to his room "WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YEAH!" Itachi yelled. Kisame went to Pein's office. "Pein, did you just give him the Limited Edition Super Deluxe Dango?" Kisame asked as he walks on the broken door on the floor. "Yes." Pein replied. "You know, if he eats one, he goes hyper for 7 days (1 week), after that, he passes out from exhaustion for 5 days." Kisame stated. "Yes." Pein said. Kisame said in confusion "Um...ok….?" as he walks out the door way. When Sasori and Deidara was walking down the hall towards there room, talking, they both heard Kunais and Shurikens being shown and Itachi yelling "WOOOOOO!". Sasori and Deidara chuckled all the way to their room.
End Of Chapter 1
This is the end of the chapter, hoped you enjoyed. Yes noted, this is my very first story. I'll… make more if I can. I also hope I can get good reviews. And Bye, see y'all in the next chapter!