A/N: This is something I just whipped up when my internet died. Enjoy. And don't forget to clean your keyboard when you're done enjoying.
Mr. Fox Man's Forest Adventure
Mr. Fox Man, a Delphox, is walking through the forest like he always does when suddenly, a Pyroar attacks him. She pins him down to the ground and says to him,
"It's been awhile since I've had a visitor."
"No! Please spare me! I have a wife and children to take care of," screams Mr. Fox Man.
Mrs. Lion Woman leans down on him and puts her mouth to Mr. Fox Man's ear,
"I can make you forget about your wife. Once your body has a taste of me, no other woman will be able to satisfy you."
"I'll never forget about my true love. Mrs. Fox Woman is more beautiful than you can ever be"
"Haha," laughs Mrs. Lion Woman, "I love you romantic types. I'll savor the feeling of breaking your mind."
Mrs. Lion Woman tears off his clothes and ties his arms and legs together with his own belt.
"You talk big about loving your wife, but at least you're telling me the truth down here," says Mrs. Lion Woman with a grin on her face.
"It's not like that," says Mr. Fox Man with a pathetic, weak whimper.
"Let's see how long you can hold out then,"
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