A/N: This is just a teaser. I'm going to continue the story once I'm done with a piece of original fiction which I'm finishing up on right now. So it might look like I'm abandoning this story, but I'm actually working on it and will post new chapters once I get the time to write on this story.
A sunny Saturday: families taking a break at the park, teenagers skating where it was prohibit, old ladies feeding the pigeons, children spilling popcorns like a breadcrumb trail, zoo animals taking a nap in the shade to avoid the merciless sun, children laughing, screeching and just being plain annoying. Yes, Central Park had it all. And at central Park Zoo…
A lion was standing still as a statue in the middle of the exhibit. Not anything suspicious about that, except for the overshadowing fact that there had not been a lion at Central Park Zoo for years. As a few exited children pointed their chubby candy-floss coated fingers at the suspicious display, a small black face peered out from the mouth of said lion. It did a 180 before retreating as quickly as it had appeared. "Alice not in sight, sir," a hushed voice from inside the lion sounded. "Excellent Kowalski. Now try to move this thing. I wanna see action!" another voice answered. The right front paw of the lion moved up in the air, up, up, up and kept going until the limb pointed right up at the sky. Then the whole structure started shaking and a siren sounded from inside the creature. "Kowalski! Tell me what is happening?" an angered voice demanded from inside the lion. The lion clumsily and with many unnatural twists of its limbs got back on all fours again. "Nothing sir, just a minor flaw. Now, uhm, let's make it roar!" the other voice quickly answered with a hint of tension before the whole structure exploded and revealed itself to be a robot. Within an instant a curtain, covered with a childish illustration supposedly meant to resemble the exhibit, was thrown down between to lampposts and blocked the view of the smoking display from a starring crowd of children. A penguin jumped down behind the curtain from one of the lampposts , cheering in a croaking voice: "Kaboom! Kaboom!". Another penguin joined the first and noted with disappointment, "Aww… it's completely destroyed. Even the tail! I spent hours on making that toilet brush look like a tail…". From the smoking remains of the robotic lion a voice announced, "Operation Leo O-robomatic is officially cancelled. Move on to operation Snowcone- snowcone IV!". The two penguins smiled brightly as they stood straight and answered with each their version of an "aye-aye Sir!".
All this was watched from space by a sinister figure poised in a specially built chair meant to be as intimidating as possible. "What is the time? Is it time for a glass of cricket juice?" the figure asked, turning to a clerk standing beside him. "No, your Vogonness, it is time to demolish Earth," the clerk answered, having a look at his papers and finding the necessary forms so his superior could sign them.
All this was watched from even further into space by a sinister figure poised in a specially built chair meant to be even more intimidating than the one belonging to the first sinister figure. The sinister figure turned away from one set of monitors but kept looking at the feed from the tip top secret cameras planted around the zoo, one red eye glowing in the dramatically gloomy surveillance room. Dr. Blowhole, the devious dolphin mastermind laughed out loud, a typical dolphin laugh laced with evil. "E-E-Excellent!" his voice rung out into the room, out into space, down to Earth and somehow, without explanation, reached the sensitive ears of the ever paranoid leader of the penguins: Skipper. The Penguin froze, blinking up at the blue sky with his pearly little eyes. "Blowhole!" he hissed under his breath, already looking forward to kicking that presumptuous mammal's tail again.
A/N: Please R&R, I'd like to know if anyone is interested in a crossover like this.