Chapter 1: The East Siders

Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I do not own "The Outsiders" or any of the Curtis' Gang. Sigh. The real owner of "The Outsiders" is my favorite author, the fabulous S.E. Hinton. I also do not make a profit from the stories that I write here on this site. I don't own Erik Church's The Outsiders.

A/N: This is a parody, so I hope it's not taken down. I don't claim to own anything. Please review.

They're the in crowd, we're the greaser

It's a different kind of cloth that we're cut from

We start the fights and never get caught

We're the paint where there ain't supposed to be paint

That's who we are

That's how we roll

The East Siders, The East Siders

Our broads get hot, and our leather gets stained

When we saddle up and ride 'em in the pouring rain

We're the junkyard dogs, we're the alley cats

Keep the wind at our front, and the hell at our back

That's who we are

We do our talking, walk that walk

No rules to follow

That's how we roll

Our backs to the wall

A gang of brothers

Together, forever, The East Siders

We're the riders, We're the ones slashing Tim Shepard's tires.

Yeah, we're the fighters, the all-nighters

So fire 'em up and get a lil hotter

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

We're the bad news

We're the young guns

We're the ones that they told you to run from

Yeah, the players gonna play, and a haters gonna hate

And a regulators born to regulate

When it hits the fan, and it all goes down

And the gloves come off

You're gonna find out just

Who we are

We do our talking, walk that walk

No rules to follow

That's how we roll

Our backs to the wall

A gang of brothers

Together, forever, The East Siders

We're the riders, we're the ones slashing Tim Shepard's tires

Yeah, we're the fighters, the all-nighters

So fire 'em up and get a lil hotter

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

The East Siders

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

The Outsiders

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

You're gonna know who we are

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

The East Siders

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

That's who we are