AN- I found this just before I posted This is Strange. It's just a little something my muse came up with a while ago.
Disclaimer: I'm a poor college student with very little spare time. I don't own anything and I am making no money from this.
No plot, but funny anyway. Enjoy! :D
"You need to eat, Jack," Sam said to the small boy sitting at her kitchen table.
"Am I supposed to be older?" he asked bluntly after taking a bite of macaroni and cheese.
Sam choked on her water. She needed to find a way out of this conversation. "What?"
The little O'Neill shrugged. "I heard you and Dr. Janet talking about getting me back to normal."
"You were sick when we found you, I was just making sure you were okay," Sam lied.
The nine-year-old frowned. "Really? Darn."
The disappointment in his voice made Sam smile. "You want to be older?"
"No way, I never want to grow up!" he responded quickly. He pushed his food around for a little while before saying, "I've just been having dreams, but they feel real."
"Sometimes dreams are like that," she replied.
"I guess it could never be me anyway," Jack continued. He took another bite of macaroni and cheese. "The guy in my dreams has gray hair and I'm never getting gray hair."
Suddenly wondering if Jack's dreams could be memories Sam asked, "What do you dream about?"
The young boy grinned. "I dream I'm in the Air Force and that I explore alien planets with you, Danny, and T. I'm even the leader and I get to boss everyone around."
"So you always dream about alien planets?" she probed cautiously. "Can you tell me about one?"
"Well, not always," he replied. "Sometimes I'm underground in a secret base." He grinned. "There was this one dream where it was the same day over and over again, and Danny was trying to teach me and T another language so it would stop being the same day over and over again, but we got really, really bored so I taught T how to juggle and learned how to make stuff out of clay all by myself, and I played golf through this really big ring with water inside it." He took a deep breath. "And I road through the secret base on a bicycle and I-" He stopped talking abruptly and his entire face went red.
In that moment Sam decided there was nothing more adorable in the world than Jack O'Neill blushing.
"What did you do?" she asked with a grin.
He shook his head, his neck and ears going red.
"Oh come on, I won't tell anyone."
"Promise?" he asked quietly.
"I promise," she assured him.
"You won't even tell your plants?"
"Not even my plants."
Jack hesitated a few more seconds. "Well… This one time Daniel was talking and he said some stuff.. And the me in the dream got this thought that wouldn't go away..."
Sam nodded, wondering what he could've done to make him so embarrassed.
He shifted. "Well… I kinda… I- the me in the dream- changed into sweat pants and a really cool hockey jersey and I gave my boss this piece of paper that said I quit. And…" his blush got darker. "I kinda… sorta… kissed… you… like in one of those girly movies."
Sam sat still, stunned into silence.
Jack shifted again.
"You kissed me?" she asked, somewhere between bewilderment and shock.
Thinking she was angry Jack stood up. "Yeah well you kissed me back!"
End ;D