Lemony: Yes readers! I have done it again! TIME FOR THE SMEXY-NESS!
Wicked: Your eyes are not deceiving you. This really is Teaser 3, I know, I'm shocked too. Its written all over my face.
Lemony: But…your expression is blank! There's no emotion there at all!
Wicked: Such an idiot…that was sarcasm, my dear.
Lemony: Oh…Awesome! You need to wake up because Wicked is being mean to me again!
Awesome: *still sprawled out across bed holding Steeler's jersey completely unresponsive*
Summary(Written by Nin-Ni Chan): In this corner! Weighing 152 pounds of lust, its the fox-faced player! Gin "Silver Stud" Ichimaru! And in this corner! Weighing 73 pounds of sex appeal, that rascally, randy rabbit! Rukia "Raven Minx" Kuchiki! Who win this heated battle? Ready? Set? FLIRT!
Teaser 3: The Final Battle!
Chapter 1: Reunited…And It Doesn't Feel Good!
"Why do you have to be such an asshole all the time!" Rukia Kuchiki yelled at her boyfriend, Gin Ichimaru as they stormed across LWA University's campus. Gin was scowling behind his scowl as Rukia yelled at the back of his head.
"Why do you have to be such a brat all the time?" Gin retorted angrily, currently the infamous couple was having yet another lover's quarrel. They fought over everything constantly! Now here they were yet again, arguing about nothing particularly important.
"Rukia why is always about you? You. You! And more you! You're such a spoiled brat!"
"Spoiled brat?" Rukia sputtered, "You're the pompous jackass who can't take his head of his butt long enough to listen to anyone else!"
Both Gin and Rukia stormed about the campus hurling insults at one another. The horrible, sad truth was: neither one of them knew what the fuck they were fighting about! Rukia and Gin were one of those angry couples who would fight over what color the sky was! It was sad, really. There was never a moment of peace between the two of them! As they argued, a freshman came skipping up to them, holding a out a notepad and a pen.
"Holy crap!" She said excitedly, the new freshman had this starry-eyed expression on her face.
"WHAT?" The pair yelled at the girl, they both cut their eyes at her.
"You're Rukia Kuchiki and Gin Ichimaru! You guys invented the 'Teaser' game! You guys are legends! Can I have your autograph?"
Both of them scoffed and signed the eager freshman's paper. Signing autographs and taking pictures had become the daily norm for both of them. They became on-campus celebrities and internet sensations because of their sexcapades. Everyone who attended the university knew all about them; Gin had a legion of fangirls just waiting for him to break it off with Rukia so that they could experience a roll in the hay with the world-famous Silver Stud. However he wasn't the only one with an loyal fanbase, Rukia had a brigade of male admirers who were itching to bump nasties with her just once in their pitiful life! They all heard the girl was the walking definition of good pussy and they wanted to experience it!
"Now what was I saying?" Rukia mused aloud, "Oh yeah, you're such a arrogant ass!"
"Oh whatever." Gin snapped, "Here's some advice Rukia, maybe we can talk like two civilized adults when you stop acting like a bitch."
"Bitch?" Rukia repeated stomping her dainty foot, "You know what, Gin? FUCK YOU!"
"GO TO HELL!" Gin finally hollered losing what little patients he had at the moment. Both of them went back and forth for a moment longer before their anger finally got the better of them.
"ITS OVER!" Both of them screamed in unison, by this time people had crowded around and began snapping pictures with their camera phones. It was drama unfolding in the center of campus! For the students at LWA, seeing Gin and Rukia argue and then break up was the equivalent of People Magazine catching Brad Pitt and Angelina Joel fighting on the red carpet! It was big news!
They both scoffed angrily at each other before stomping away.
Before anyone knew what was going on, people began dishing the gossip all over the internet.
"Gin broke up with Rukia! He's single! Catch him while you can!" One post read,
"Rukia broke it off with that silver guy! That hot body is on the market!" Another exclaimed,
The two of them ended up making the front page of the school's newspaper. The headline read, "Gin and Rukia! Finished! Details On Page 4!"
It didn't really make a difference seeing as though Gin was graduating in a week. He told himself that Rukia was just a preview of better things to come. After all, when one door closes another one opens, right? A better saying would be, when one girl closes her legs, another one cocks them wide! This was especially true for Gin. He would have no problem replacing Rukia!
Rukia could care less about kicking Gin to the curb! She had a hundred boys clambering over her, she would gladly pick one of them to satisfy her needs. Gin wasn't the only man in the world she could tease and taunt! She'd get someone better than him! Someone harder, faster, and stronger!
As they separated on campus, both Gin and Rukia went their separate ways for good.
Of course, a week later Gin Ichimaru graduated the top of his class and moved on with his life. Meanwhile, Rukia was entering her senior year at university and preparing herself for the best year ever.
Neither one of them spoke to each other from that day forward...
~Fast Forward: A few months later~
Ah, it was time for yet another semester of school. Rukia had returned from summer vacation feeling like a million bucks! She enjoyed the long summer months filled with lazy days and spending time in the Kcuhiki Manor. Now it was fall, and time for her final year at University. This was going to be the greatest because this year, Rukia promised herself that she would have more fun. That meant she'd go to more parties, join one of the lucky sororities that were dying to have her, and more importantly: Go on more dates.
Now that the silver-haired pain in her ass had graduated and she wasn't tied down anymore, Rukia was free to spread her wings and well...spread her legs. She stood before the entrance to the campus and stared at the familiar place. The place was crawling with fresh, eager young men who would fight like gladiators to even get a chance to talk to her...
This was going to be great!
If only she started every year like this.
Her Nii-sama's servants were busy unloading a few of her things from the moving van while Rukia pondered what she would indulge herself in first. Should she go out with friends and get wasted? Should she flirt around and see what lucky guy would be her main squeeze this year? Or, maybe head to her new dorm and establish her position as Queen B?
Rukia choose option number three, after all, there would be plenty of time to party and flirt later. She grinned and took off towards her new dorm.
upon arriving she immediately went to her new digs. She forced her key into the door and swung it open. There was no one there, but Rukia liked the new set-up of the place. Instead of a traditional room that held two people, she now had a large, suite-style dorm. Rukia looked around the place and smiled in approval. The dorm itself was bigger than most, and broken up into a medium-sized sitting room, a small kitchenette, and the two individual rooms were separated.
"Rukia!" Someone squealed from behind her, surely enough it was her best friend Orihime Inoue, also returning for her senior year. Rukia quickly embraced her friend as she jogged up to her, holding a huge a duffle bag.
"Orihime!" Rukia gushed as she squeezed her friend, they hadn't seen each other over the summer and now here they were again! The Dynamic Duo! The Partners in Crime! They were returning for yet another year together!
"It's so good to see you!" Orihime exclaimed returning the hug. Her attention then turned to the dormitory. "Oh wow, this place is nice..."
"Now this..." Rukia said following her friend inside, "Is what we pay room and board for!"
Both Rukia and Orihime couldn't fight back huge, cocky grins from adorning their faces. This place was the penthouse of dorms! It was meant especially for seniors and the people who had survived their freshman year, crammed in tiny dormitories, without hot water or air conditioning, and having to use a disgusting community bathroom. It was the college definition of "Movin' on up".
Rukia claimed the suite on the left side of dorm and Orihime happily took the one of the right. Finally they had space to move around and weren't right on top of each other!
It was the first day back at college, the girls spent the rest of their day getting settled in. It was going to be hard to get back into the swing of things...
~Fast Forward: The Next Day~
Rukia Kuchiki strutted around campus as if she owned the place. Being clad in a black mini skirt, a lilac mini shirt, and matching flats...Rukia was on her way to being number 1 on the Best-dressed List. Not to mention she looked absolutely delicious to the opposite sex.
She hadn't been at school a whole 24 hours before she had a couple hundred guys ask her out on dates. She practically had to fight off a crowd of horny freshman who heard about her and only wanted to improve their reputations, but all they got from her was her autograph (and they were lucky to get that). Then there were the few sophomores who thought they had a chance to score with her. Yeah, a chance in hell! A few juniors decided they'd take a swing at her, Rukia thought a couple of them were cute...hmm, she'd hold out though. But the senior boys were the absolute worst. They hounded her about going out and who she would sink her teeth into next. The sad part was, several of them got into fights over who was going to carry her books, or walk her to class.
Rukia could only beam!
Was all this notoriety starting to get to her head? Yeah, maybe a just a little. Rukia knew she was the shit! And she had every right to milk it! Not a lot of girls could do what she did...
As she walked and ignored the cat-calls given to her, she glanced over her course schedule. One thing caught her attention, though. It was her period 3 class...It was Post-Secondary English. Wait a second, that was a freshmen course. Rukia thought back to her first year at LWA and remember she hadn't taken it. Unfortunately, that class was required in order to graduate.
Rukia just shrugged. She was a senior now, how hard could a freshmen, 101, course be? She would pass with flying colors!
The younger Kuchiki shrugged and headed to general education building. Upon arriving she saw that the class itself was fairly small. Luckily, it was not just freshman, it was a mixed class so she didn't stand out because she was a senior.
Rukia sighed and took a seat directly in front of the lecture hall. Class wouldn't officially begin for another five minutes, so she had plenty of time to turn down photo-ops and autographs. The people in the class were stunned that they actually had a class with Rukia Kuchiki! The Raven Minx herself! The students whispered lowly amongst themselves as they stared at Rukia as if she was an alien.
"Hey, that's the girl on the internet..." Some sophomore girls whispered to one another, "I heard she's a sex genius!"
"She's freaking hot, dude..." Some senior boys mused, "I'd hit that!"
Rukia smirked when their conversations reached her ears. Oh how she loved her fans.
Just then the bell rang and a hush fell over the classroom. The students waited patiently for their professor to show up. Suddenly, the classroom door opened and he came swaggering into the room. Everyone let out a surprised gasp at who they saw...
Rukia turned around and her eyes almost popped out of their sockets. A sudden coldness washed over her as a familiar chuckle echoed across the room. The professor swaggered down the walk-way and to his desk at the front of the class. Who should be standing before them dressed in crisp blue suit, but the Silver Stud himself.
"Hello class..." He purred, "I'm your new English professor, Gin Ichimaru."
To Be Continued...
Lemony: *grabs Awesome by her shirt and shakes her* Awesome! You need to wake up! You don't want to miss this, dammit!
Wicked: Lemony, I don't think that's helping…
Lemony: Sure it is! *shakes Awesome harder* She just needs to look at my pretty face and she'll be cured!
Wicked: *rubs temples* *sighs tiredly* I do believe I have met and exceeded my quota for dealing with idiots today.
Awesome: *unresponsive* …REVIEW!