Austin Poop's His Pants
Ally finds her "best" friend Trish laughing hysterically at a clothing store in Miami Gardens. Dez who was also laughing came up to Ally and tried to explain the situation but failed due to his laughter.
"Ally..DERPSTIN! AHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Dez to a confused Ally who chuckled at Dez. Trish and Dez grabbed Ally's arms and walked her to Austin who was crying and fapping uncontrollably in a corner.
"A-Ally! I poo-pooed me pants DERP DERP DERP" derped Austin as he continued to fap. The rest of the gang laugh for about 2 more hours and then decided to help poor lil' Derpstin by beating him to death with brooms.
The End?
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