HELLOOO!!! FirstI justwanna say thanks a million to all those people who made my christmas a happy one by reveiwing my lil poem thingie!!! I LOVE U ALL!!!
And here a little thing that happens when you talk to your friend online at 2am after several cups of coffee. We wrote some limericks for POTC they are completly insane ahve nothing to do wit anything and realy shouldn't be read by serious or grumpy people.
Disclaimer: I own nout to do with POTC. These limerickshoweverI do own, they came from me and my friendCiara's (livelifelovelife) crazy twisted little minds. Enjoy.
Some Wee POTC Limericks
There once was a commodore named Norry
Whose ego could fit in a lorry
Until he met Jack
Who gave his ego a whack
And that's the end of the story!
There once was a blacksmith named will,
Whose IQ was close to nil
With swords he did play
Three hours a day
Until he had the IQ of krill!
Captain Jack found a bottle of rum
And licked his lips and thought yum!
Then he saw Lizzie
And thought let's get busy
But awoke feeling extremely dumb
There once was a blacksmith named Will
Whose donkey wouldn't stand still
So he copied his chum
And poked him up the bum
Using a red hot poker with skill!
The back pearl was a fearsome boat
By the Isle De Muerta it did float
A bird flew by so fast
That he crashed into the mast
And now he's Jack Sparrow's coat!
There was a lieutenant Gillette
Who liked to smoke cigarettes
He tried to smoke ten at a time
Only managed nine
And this got him quite upset!
There was a pirate captain named Jack
Who hung his hat on his towel rack
One day it did fall
Hat and all
And poor Jack had a heart attack!
There was a girl named Elizabeth Swann
Who had a habit of rambling on
She'd carry on and on
And on and on
And on and on and on!
There was a man who looked like a pig
And wore a ridicules wig
He was governor Swann
And he governed upon
A place that put pirates in brigs!
There once was a pirate named Jack
Who was exceptionally good in the sack
He met a young lass
From the upper class
And the poor girl ended up on her back!
Hehehe that last one was a bit dodgy. Bad emma (smacks wrist)
Yes there is more to come. I'm going to post10 limericksper chapterI have 8 for the next chapter so as soon aswe think up 2 more it'll be up.
Now please review. Or flame if it takes your fancy. Highly unrecommended as they'll be used to boil water for more coffee which only makes me hyper which makes me write more crazy limericks. Hehe. So until next time my friends...
xxxlil-blonde-piratexxx