99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall…
Rating: PG (just for drinking alcoholic beverages)
AN: *grin* Just a pointless little fic. *evil grin*
Duo: Thanks for putting all those bottles of beer up on the wall, Hilde.
Hilde: You're welcome. You and Heero have fun. (AN: No it's not yaoi!) *leaves the room*
Heero: *mutters* Why me? Why me?
Duo: Ok! Lets get started. *sings* 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one down, *gets a bottle of beer* pass it around, *glug glug glug* *drinks half the bottle and hands the rest to Heero* *glug glug* *crash* *Heero drinks the rest and throws it over his shoulder* 98 bottles of beer on the wall!
2 HOURS LATER
Duo: *swaying slightly* 0 *hic* bottles of *hic hic* beer on the- *thud* *eyes roll back and he faints, still clutching beer bottle*
Heero: *sits with no expression whatsoever, with a huuuuuge pile of bottles behind him* *faints, still with no expression*
AN: *evil grin* Told ya it was pointless. For those of you thinking that Hilde would never let Duo do that (at least not without her) I say this: that Hilde would probably let Duo do anything. …I have a feeling I'm gonna get flamed for this one…