Obasan Kitsune – this kind of came to my head.
Disclaimer- I don't own Harry Potter or The Grinch theme song!
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You're a mean one, Mr. Snape
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cauldron; you're as charming as a death ingredient Mr. Snape.
Your hairs like a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
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You're a Monster, Mr. Snape
Your hearts a black hole
Your brain is full of evil; you got Poison in your soul, Mr. Snape
I wouldn't touch you with a want changed into a 39 and a half-foot pool!
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You're a jerk Mr. Snape
You smile is in a tiff
You have all the tender sweetness of a sick hippogriff, Mr. Snape
Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the sick hippogriff!
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You're an evil one, Mr. Snape
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your hearts dead and covered in moldy yellow spots Mr. Snape
You're a deadly potion used in sinful plots!
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You nauseate me, Mr. Snape
With a nauseous super 'naus'!
You're a crooked Death Eater Mr. Snape
Your soul is full of hate and anger tied in knots!
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You're a foul one, Mr. Snape
You use people like a tool
Your heart was used in an experiment and your soul is almost gone Mr. Snape
Only three words as followed can describe you "Vile, evil, cruel!"
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Obasan Kitsune – to think I wrote that! I LOVE SNAPE! HE'S MY FAVORITE CHARACTER! Oh well they say you hurt and make fun of the one you love most! POOR Severus….