(( Here is a Random Plot Bunny of mine that came from a mixture of energry drinks and fried brain from college papers I hope you enjoy and review like crazy)) (( do to fall request there is going to be more than one chapter each chapter a new food and more humor seduction
Chapter 1: Lollypops and Glass Walls
Neal was bored…no that was an understatement he was beyond bored, it was one of the slowest work days in history or that's how Neal felt and he couldn't bring himself to even pull out his drawing pad. Leaning back in his chair Neal looked across the bull pen and up into Peter's office where the agent was busy and looking very stressed out again.
Getting a clever idea Neal stood up and sauntered over to Diana's desk where she and Jones were talking. "How would you two each like to make two hundred dollars?" he asked with a smile. Both agents looked at each other before looking back at Neal.
"Okay, what's the catch?" Diana asked Neal put his hands up in defense but with a charming smile on his face. "I'll bet each of you two hundred dollars that I can seduce Peter in just one hour without saying a word to him or getting close than the chair across his desk," Neal claimed, the other agents within ear shot walked over.
After a minute the entire team was circled around, everyone knew Peter was married and straight as an arrow and would never bend to Neal's seductive tactics no matter how much time they gave him. Soon every agent had agreed to the two hundred dollar bet.
With a smirk Neal excused himself claiming he had to run to the store down the street for something before the clock started. The agents returned to their minimal paperwork wondering what Neal needed from the store. Ten minutes later the ex con returned with a small paper bag in his hand dropping it on his desk he fished around inside and pulled a deep red and a bright blue lollypop out of the bag and made his way to Peter's office.
As he walked toward the stairs he un-wrapped the sucker and stuck it in his mouth the spiced cherry apple was intense but very good. Neal knocked on the door and slid into the office before Peter could tell him otherwise; taking his usual seat Neal watched as Peter worked. He knew the clock had started.
Peter looked up when Neal had walked into his office the white stick of a lollypop sticking out of his mouth, right away he knew the ex con was up to something. Since Neal had come in quietly and sat down he didn't bother to question him. It was only after Neal started to make a loud slurping sound did he look up again. At that moment he really wished he hadn't, between the time Neal entered his office and the time he looked up Neal had pulled out a second lollypop and had decided to work on both lollypops at once.
In the back of his mind Peter had to correct his dirty thoughts and say Neal looked like a chipmunk and nothing else. Right away he looked back down at his paperwork and tried to block out the sounds his partner was making, his plan was working until Neal started to make little moaning sounds. The tip of the pencil Peter was writing with snapped in half before he realized he had pressed down too hard.
"Neal can you go back to your desk and actually do some work, you're distracting me," Peter remarked as he looked back at Neal who had started licking the red lollypop while leaving the blue one in his mouth making his lips dark purple as if they were swollen and bruised.
Shaking his head Neal began to alternate licking to each lollypop. The ex con made sure he showed off all his skills as he made sure to get every side of each lollypop. He's going to crack any minute now; there is no way he can last any longer than this… Neal thought as he gave a louder moan.
Rising from his chair Peter walked around his desk and ripped the lollypop out of Neal's mouth before leaning in and kissing him, wanting to taste the mixture of the two lollypop flavors with the Italian roast with vanilla that was Neal's natural taste. Peter used his free hand to pull Neal's head back a bit by his hair and slipped his tongue into Neal's mouth. When he broke the kiss he popped the lollypop back into Neal's mouth and straightened up. "Now get back to work you must have some report to do," he said as he moved back so Neal could leave.
Smirking Neal pulled the lollypop back out with a pop "I'll get right on it, and I'll see you later Peter," Neal remarked as he winked at the agent and left to collect his money. Walking down the stairs to the bullpen Neal smirked. "So how long did our fearless leader last anyway?" he asked around the lollypop still in his mouth.
"Two minutes and four seconds which was pretty good work Neal I have to admit," Diana said as she handed her check over. Soon everyone in on the bet handed Neal a check for two hundred dollars. Neal smiled as he took his checks and put them in a small lock box in his desk to bring to the bank later. He grabbed a plastic wrapper for one of the lollypops and put it back in the paper bag so he could finish the other one first. By that time he pulled out a sheet of paper and began to draw.
When the work day finally ended six hours later everyone went home except for Peter and Neal, Neal sauntered into Peter's office with a smirk on his face. Walking around the desk he straddled Peter's lap. "You lasted longer than I expected…Diana said you lasted two minutes and four seconds," Neal remarked as he leaned in and kissed Peter. "Mmm… next time get the coconut vanilla one that one tastes better, by the way how much did you make this time?" Peter asked when he broke the kiss.
"Four thousand even, it helps when all twenty members of your team think your straight as an arrow and can't be seduced by me…so how about dinner my treat?" Neal asked as he stole another kiss.
The next morning Neal walked out of the elevator and walked over to the glass double doors of the white collar unit, when he got to the door he noticed a memo taped to the door. "By order of Reese Hughes, no one is allowed to give Neal Caffrey lollypops because it causes workplace distraction," Neal smirked "Oh well… there's always pickles…" he remarked as he walked into the office.