Me: Hey! I'm Kitsune! Maybe you read my last star ocean story. I know. It was TERRIBLE!! But trust me! This will be much better!!!
Koneko: What's up???
Me: Nuttin.
Koneko: Ditto. I am soooo bored!
Albel: I am not!!! I just had twenty cups of coffee, twelve bags of sugar, and all of the chocolate in the universe!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Not again!
Albel: No! No! Not that! Anything but that!!! -gets brusselsprouts stuffed in his mouth- ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Koneko: That took care of him. Should we get on with the story before he wakes up???
Me: Duh.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue. Only my retarded ideas.
The whole crew is in the laborotory and Sophia is making homonculuses...Again.
Fayt: Are you almost done??? I wanna play ratball and use roger as the rat!!!!
Roger: What do you have against me? -in chicken costume-
Fayt: I dunno. I just don't like you.
Roger: Meanie! Buckauck! -lays an egg.- I LAID A MANEGG!!!!
Albel: O.o Maggot
Sophia: Done!
Albel: Cool! Wait...why did I just say cool? I hate these things!!!
Maria: Why did we make homonculuses again? Last time you almost killed Albel and Fayt!!!!!
Sophia: Cause they are cute! And look!!! These homonculuses have their human heads, except Adray. He has an ass for a head, and they all have animal bodies!!!
Fayt: Why do I have a babboon's body?? It makes me look ugly!! I am SEXY!!!
Albel: I have a spider crab body??? A little on the daring side don't you think?
Adray: I have a black widow spider head for a body?/ And a female one at that. Don't they eat their husbands?
Maria: Weeeee! I get a tiger body!!! ROAR!!!
Kitsune:O.o She has serious problems...Actually, most of the boys do. And thanks!!! I get a PANTHER body!!!
Maria: Say roar like me!!
Kitsune: No!
Maria: Meanie beanie girly birly!
Kitsune: What did you just call me??????? (you might remember from my last story that a birl is a mix between a girl and a boy)
Maria: AHHHH!!! -gets crushed my a giant sledge hammer- x.x
Koneko: finally! I thought she would never shut up!!!
Sophia: Here. I have an easier way of making sure your so called FANS get to know all the bodies of each homonculus a lot easier. Why can't I have fans???
Kitsune: You do. Just not in my story. Most people just read stories to know what happens to you!
Sophia: Really???
Koneko: No. Now hand over that list!
List:
Fayt babboon body
Albel Spidercrab body
Maria Tiger Body
Adray Black widow spider head
Kitsune Panther body
Koneko iriomote cat body
Nel ostridge body
Cliff lamb body
Roger chicken body
Peppita bunny body
Sophia: I wished that maria had a dying snail body because that is how slow that is, but the animals reflect the persons personality not their speed.
Roger: Wait..THAT MEANS I AM A CHICKEN??? -still in chicken suit-
Kitsune: Yup. Koneko is an endangered species willing to save her kind.
Koneko: Cool. Ha Ha!! Cliff is a lamb body!!! Hey I just realized something!!
Clif: What???
Koneko: We get to learn peoples secret personalities that they hide.
Adray: Ohhh yeah! That means cliff is as gentle as a lamb and roger is a scared little chicken!!!
Roger: I AM NOT A CHICKEN!!! -lays another man egg and freaks out about it-
Nel: I have an OSTRIDGE BODY????? What does that mean???
Sophia: That you are too tall, fat, and an idiot.
Nel: I so hate you.
Maria: YAMATAY!!!! (sorry if I spealt it wrong) Stop all of this fighting!!! LOOK!!!
Kitsune: What??? OW!! HEY!!! Who punched me??? Wait a minute!!!! SOPHIA!!!! YOU HAD TO MAKE THESE HOMONCULUSES?????
Sophia: Yup. WEEEEEEEEEE!!! I am sooo happy!!! I didn't make one of myself!!! NOOO DO NOT TOUCH THAT!!! -goes to attack koneko who is about to make sophia into a homonculus-
Koneko: -drops in final ingredient- Oops! It slipped!!! Ha Ha ha!!
Sophia: I hate you!
Adray: What are the homonculuses doing?
Roger: Why are they climbing that tree with pitchforks and knives and things.?
H-Fayt (Homonculus Fayt. When I put an H it means homonculus): Wee shall destroy all humans and take over the world!!!
H-Cliff: I shall then cuddle nel to death and force her to marry me!
H-Nel: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I hate you!
Maria: OMG!!! You made them evil!!!
Sophia: JUST LIKE ME!!! Bhuahahahahahahaha!!!! -kills maria with her staff-
Maria: X.X
Kitsune: Well, now I know where koneko spilt the evil-villian-really-truly-planning-big-plans-to-take-over-the-world potion.
Albel: YOU DID THIS???????
Koneko: Uhhhhhhhh...It was roger!
Roger: What??? -gets attacked by Albel- X.X
Albel: I hate him!!!
Fayt: HEY!!! Now we can't play ratball!!
Peppita: You killed Mr. Fluffy sex maniac!!!
Kitsune: What did you just call him???
Peppita: Nuthing...
Koneko: Yes you did! You called him- -gets attacked by kitsune to stop her from saying that disturbing name-
Adray: Stop worrying about that minor stuff when we could be worrying about what will happen when we are killed and are not able to make out any more!
Maria: That is disturbing! MEOW!!
Albel: Why did you just say Meow? PINCH!
Koneko: Why did you just say Pinch? Kya?
Kitsune: You just said Kya and it sounded like Nya and Mya from tokyo mew mew!!! Bya!
Adray: Why do you guys keep saying these wierd things!!!
Mirrage: -grabs everyone with a net and pulls them up on a tree- WOW!!! You guys are heavier than you look!!! Except Adray And albel! They are fat.
Albel: HEY!!! -goes to pumble Mirrage and falls off tree- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Mirrage:ALBEL!!!
Albel: What??? WHAT THE!!! -turns into a mew mew sort of thing. He has on a black sarong with a red shirt and crab legs-
Kitsune: OMYGOD!!! He is turning into a mew! But what about us? BYA!!!
Koneko: I think we might to!
...To be continued...
Me: Wow! I wonder what is going to happen next!
Koneko: I don't know. But my catch phrase thingy makes it sound like I am scared. Kya. Can't I have like something else?
Me: No. K is the first letter in your name. So it becomes Kya. B is the first letter in my name so it becomes Bya. We are like sisters in this story.
Koneko: Cool.
Me: R and R please. But NO FLAMES!!