Do You Want to Build a Snowman? — Stalag 13 Style

by la-hija-de-Dios

I'll, Lord willing, have every chapter be a different character's version of the song "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?" :D The eleventh version is Helga's (or is it Hilda's?), and it's entitled "Do You Want to Get Some Info?" Please tell me if it's lacking anything! I'm not done with this yet. I fully plan on doing Colonel Crittendon's version next. :) Please enjoy this! :D

1. Want to Blow up Hitler Bridge, Boy?

All right, I just remembered that I forgot to leave a disclaimer, so here you go. I don't own "Hogan's Heroes" or any of its characters. I also don't own the song "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?" Any reviews would be greatly appreciated, criticism (preferably constructive) or not. All the glory goes to God for helping me with this. Oh, and many thanks to Tiny1217, konarciq, Book 'em Again, Abracadebra, and willwrite4fics for showing me my mistakes and encouraging me! :D I do plan on continuing this, so hopefully I'll have an update for you soon! :)

"'Do You Want to Build a Snowman?' — Stalag 13 Style"

Carter's version: "Colonel?
Want to blow up Hitler Bridge, boy?
Come on, it's on the way!
I have many kinds of bombs,
Like gray oblongs.
I'll time it for today!
C'mon, we haven't blown up
It for a while.
I really don't want to stay!
Want to blow up Hitler Bridge, boy?
I want to see the big explosion! . . . Yeah, bo-sir!

"Want to blow it up again, boy?
Or a munitions plant will do.
The Kommandant made us rebuild the thing,
Left us at mere phone ring,
And heard us jeer and boo!
(You selfish kraut!)
Life here can get so boring
Without a big boom.
It will highlight our dull day

"Colonel?
I heard that it's been fixed.
Please, sir, we'll have a lot of fun.
I made a new kind. Can we try it out?
I need to test it and
Make sure it's done!
Boy, won't it be so swell!
Peter and I'll go!
We might even run.
May we blow up that ol' kraut bridge?"