Ladies and gentlemen
And the millions watching around the world
MGM Grand casino,and Redbull presents the main event of the evening
Twelve rounds of boxing for the undisputed heavyweight Championship of the world
LEEEEEEEEEEETS GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUMBLE
first the challenger,fighting out of the red corner
Wearing Red Jacket,with white bow tie
He weights in at 298 pounds
And is the current number one contender
From the television workshop in New York City
Ladies and gentlemen
Captain Kangroo
And his opponent
Fighting out of the white corner
Wearing red with white stripes
He weights in at 212 pounds
And is the current undisputed heavey weight champion of the world
From the fighting city of Philadelphia
Rocky Balboa
"Bell rings and the two men step to the center of the ring for instructions
Ref went over this in the locker room
Watch you're rabbit punches
In case of a knock down,or the Captains tie falls off go to the corner I tell you too and wait for instructions.
Okay touch gloves
Captain Kangroo looks at Rocky and turns his back,walking towards his corner
Rocky stares and shakes his head and also goes to his corner
Mickey,kill him Quick Rock,this guys a lunatic
Rocky,he is an old man this ain't right
Mickey,just do it,and let's go home
Fred Rodgers,Captain he is going to try and kill you early,get out of this first round and he's ours
Captain,for the children
Rodgers,for the children
Bell rings
Both fighters rise and round one begins
Announcer
Both men move to the center of the ring
Rocky is holding that left hand
The captain looks slow to ingade
OH ROCKY UNLOADS WITH A VICOUS LEFT AND RIGHT THE CAPTAIN IS STUNNED
BUT WAIT NOW ITS THE CAPTAIN WITH A LEFT,RIGHT TO THE BODY,ROCKY IS SHAKEN
ROCKY SWINGS AND MISSES
CAPTAIN WITH A THUNDEROUS UPPER CUT
LEFT RIGHT ROCKY IS HURT
THIS CROWD IS ON ITS FEET
NOW ITS ROCKY ON THE ATTACK JAB TO THE BOW TIE,THAT HURT KANGROO
LEFT RIGHT BY ROCKY,LEFT RIGHT BY ROCKY,HE HAS THE CAPTAIN ON THE ROPES
DING DING,AND DOWN GOES THE CAPTAIN
REMEMBER YOU CAN ONLY BE SAVED BY THE BELL IN THE LAST ROUND
4,5,
Rodgers is waving for Kangroo to stay down
6,7,8
Captain is getting to his feet,
He beats the count
Wow what a beating the captain took in round one,looks like his right eye is already shut,and blood is,coming from his nose
Ref,listen Roo get in trouble again and I am stopping it,
Captain,you ain't stopping shit
Rodgers,listen watch that left,and that eye,you're getting murdered
Mickey,he is ours,hit that eye,then the body,guy is a fat slob,this is our round
Rocky,can't believe he is standing
Bell rings
Round 2 begins
Announcer
I can't believe that Roo is standing,and that eye is shut,ref should stop this
OH MY GOD WHAT A LEFT BY ROO
AND A RIGHT
ROCKY IS IN TROUBLE
LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT
DOWN GOES BALBOA,DOWN GOES BALBOA,
THIS CROWDS IS GOING BANANAS
1,2,3,4
Rocky is up,but that last sequence hurt him
And immediately comes Roo
Jab,jab,left right
HOW IS A 298 old man doing it,
Rocky is in trouble
Roo is exhausted
He can't raise his arms
Oh this ain't good he may be in real trouble
Rocky is now just looking and Roo
MICKEY FINISH HIM
OH MY GOD IT WAS A FAKE OUT BY ROO,
LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT
AND DOWN GOES BALBOA AGAIN
I CANT BELIVE ROCKY FEEL FOR THE HEART ATTACK TRICK
1,2,3,4,5
MICKEY GEEEEEEWT UP
ROCKY IS DAZED BUT ON HIS FEET,AND THE BELL SOUNDS ENDING ROUND TWO
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN GET READY FOR WORLD WAR 3
To be continued