LOST IN THE WOODS
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
…...
Ulrich didn't know what happened. One moment, the group and a good portion
of their classmates had been heading to the pool on a bus...next thing he
knows he's waking up inside an overturned bus. Seeing he wasn't
injured...ulrich dusted off his swim trunks and crawled out along with
everyone else. Ulrich quickly looked around him. Yumi, aileta, odd, hiroki,
johnny, tamiya, milly, Sam, William, sissie..."Wait where are the rest of our
class...And the driver? Asked ulrich both confused and concerned. "Forget
that! We were in the middle of the city! How'd we get in the woods!? They all
looked around...and sure enough they were in the middle of deep dark
woods...The Lyoko warriors gave each other knowing looks...they knew who
was behind this...And that's when they finally realized- Where' Jeremy!?
Shouted a worried Aileta. Only to hear Odd laugh. "Oh, Einsteins just fine.
How's the weather up there good buddy!?" shouted the odd mockingly upward.
Everyone looked upward, and had to struggle not to laugh.
High above them Jeremy was dangling from a tree. His swimsuit was snagged
on a tree branch! Jeremy glared down at them. "Don't just stand there
gawking! Get me down!" "How'd you get up there!?" Shouted a confused
ulrich. "How should I know!? I just woke up like this a minute ago!" Now get
me dow"- Jeremy stopped suddenly. "Jeremy? Buddy? You okay?" Asked odd.
"Oh, glob no! Please don't do this to me!" screamed an erratic Jeremy.
"Jeremy! What's wrong!?" Shouted ulrich. And then they saw why-
RIP!
Jeremy's swim trunks ripped in two and he fell into the bush bellow naked.
Despite the seriousness of the current situation, the group couldn't help but
laugh at Jeremy's predicament. Jeremy (after making sure the bush was hiding
his modesty) glared at them. "Oh, ha, ha. Yes, very funny. I don't suppose any
of you ungrateful morons would mind getting me my clothes!?" "Snort! Heh-
you right! Sorry Jeremy, I'll get your stuff." Said ulrich as he walked to the
bus. William also struggling to stop laughing called after him. "Oh, while your
there get our clothes too! I very much doubt that everyone here wants to walk
around the woods in their swimsuits!" Unfortunately, ulrich was quick to
discover that all their clothes, luggage, and other supplies were missing.
Needless to say this didn't go over too well for Jeremy.
Oh that's just-OW! -Great! What-OW! -Am I-OW! -Supposed-OW! Why is my
body burning! Milly flipped through her travel guide (the only thing she has on
her). "Oh, I thought that bush looked familiar! That's the "Convenient plot
device rash Ivy"! Named after it's discoverer: Issac, ConvenientPlotDevice,
Artemis!" Milly giggled. "According to this it won't hurt(or even be visible on
your skin) and it's effect's will wear off...but only if you keep the affected area
uncovered and constantly exposed to fresh air." "OW! What! OW! Are you- OW! Kidding me!?OW!"
Ulrich gave his good friend a sympathetic look. "Sorry, man...We'll get you
something the instant the symptoms die down." Jeremy glared at them all. But
with the pain increasing he had little choice. OW! Alright! Shouted Jeremy as
he started to get out of the bush. OW! But none of you had better laugh! OW!
…...
Technically, the group kept their word. They didn't laugh at him...directly.
But their was an awful a lot more whispers and giggles while he was
around...which was somehow even more embarrassing. I hate you all.
Thought Jeremy darkly...Which was why he enjoyed the next couple of hours so much...
…...
TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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