Disclaimer: You know the drill I own squat, other than Lynn and that's nothing to be proud of. I don't lay claim and all that jazz.

Notes: This is a slash fic, if male/male relations don't suit your fancy then leave, now. Its nothing graphic, at the moment its just odd thoughts on the parts of our puppies. There is a bit of my foul language shining through (sorry). Oh and this is 7th year for MWPP. Ah and the bit from the outer summary is in a later chappy. There is a reference to animal violence in this chapter (sorry) again nothing graphic just a bit gross. Italics mean thoughts, there won't be many.

Summary: Sirius has a crush on Remus; someone finds out and uses it against him. Poor Padfoot is enslaved but finds out very interesting things about himself and those around him, things he never thought he could feel.

Remus Lupin wiggled uncomfortably in his chair, that creepy Ravenclaw girl was looking at him again. All the way across the Great Hall totally ignoring her breakfast she sat. She stared at him like a slab of meat. He hated it, he hated meat too.

Remus had been a vegetarian since he was nine. One full moon the wolf had gotten hold of his sister's pet bunny. When the boy woke in the morning there was blood on everything, the wolf didn't even have the decency to finish its meal, leaving a half eaten carcass on the floor. This evoked the contents of his stomach several times over. He had never touched meat since that day, but the wolf still found flesh quite tasty, especially that of its host.

Fruit, he loved fruit. Berries were his favorite; they tasted good dipped in chocolate, another favorite of his. Cranberries, blue berries, strawberries, raspberries, it was all so yummy.

"Moony, do you like fruits?" Sirius' voice brought Remus back from the land in his head.

"Yes."

"You are one, right?" Sirius asked, chewing on his straw in a manner that Remus found seductive.

"No, are you hallucinating Padders? Or did someone hex me to look like a banana?" Remus asked, looking at his non-yellow hands. It was Hogwarts you never knew what was going to happen.

James stifled laughter. Sirius lifted both his brows and looked at Remus from under them, looked disbelievingly at him.

"Remus," Lily said softly. "Sirius was asking you if you are homosexual."

"Oh……..well…..uh….yeah... I am." Remus looked at his feet, not wanting to see his friends' reactions. He had decided to come out now, when asked, not doing so himself and creating a hullabaloo.

"Cough up the money, Bambie boy," Sirius taunted.

Remus looked up to find James emptying his pockets and handing all the junk in them over to Sirius, who was grinning evilly.

"Well, next weekend butter beers are on me." Sirius pocketed the money after disapprovingly removing the lint from the pile. "You can have the lint back."

"You don't care?" Remus asked nervously, this is not at all the reaction he had been expecting.

"Of course not," Lily said, putting her hand on his. "Will you two stop being so insensitive." The redhead glared at her boyfriend and his best friend.

"Yeah Moons, we love you just the same as ever. As long as you don't try and get in bed with me, that would be creepy," he said, at this Remus raised on eyebrow and made a face that said: you sure are conceded. James then turned to his girlfriend. "Sensitive enough for you Lils?" Lily rolled her eyes

"Well as long as we are coming out and being supportive. I'll officially announce that I'm bi," Sirius flourished dramatically. This did not surprise any of them in the slightest; it was easy to guess that Hogwarts' resident sex god had it in for members of both genders.

"Thunder stealer," Remus accused in a mock-hurt tone.

Peter now came bustling into the Great Hall. He sat down across from James and began to shovel food in his mouth. Once he had downed a plate and a half of bacon he turned to his friends. "How come none of you woke me?"

"You slapped Moony last time. It was my turn and I didn't want to hurt my pretty face," Sirius explained.

Peter went a bit red then quickly made to change the subject. "That good looking Ravenclaw is checking you out Moony, how 'bout you go talk to her?"

"Good Godric no, she's so annoying. I'm not a slab of meat, I don't need to be drooled at like one," Remus said indignantly.

"Um Pete, we talked with Remus; Sirius won our bet," James explained.

"That's right rat boy, pay up." Sirius was smirking.

"Oh," Peter tried to act like he was not a homophobe, since he was lying a lot lately he was getting good at it. "That's cool." Grudgingly he handed Sirius the money he owed the taller boy.

"Why does she keep bloody staring?" It seemed that the girl's eyes had found Remus again.

"Here let me explain it to you Remmie, you're cute." Lily patted his arm. James looked a bit worried. "He's gay and I love you," she added.

"Lets stop discussing my sexuality and go to class," Remus gathered his things and left. James, Lily and Peter followed. Sirius made to do the same but stopped by the Ravenclaw table first.

"Hi, I'm Sirius Black," he smiled charmingly at Remus' creepy stalker.

She giggled, "I know, I'm Lynn."

"Will you do something for me?" he asked her, pretending not to notice the her giggle fit.

"Of course, anything," she again giggle helplessly.

"Could you please leave my very gay friend alone, you're creeping him out a bit, love."

"He's gay?"

"Shhhh, its out little secrete," he winked at her. Lynn nodded and began giggling and blushing. He knew she wouldn't tell if he told her not to, she would do anything to please him.

And that is why I prefer guys; they don't giggle….well blonde guys….. with amber eyes…….who happen to turn into a wolf once a month. Fine I have a crush on Remus, leave me be. Sirius then hurried off to class, to sit behind said crush.