"L!" Cried Light, staring at the screen before him. L turned to face the same screen Light was looking at.
"It's us!" Light screamed. "WR SOO FAMUS! OMG I LOOK SOO CYAAATEE!" Light exclaimed. L looked at him.
"Ummm... Light?" asked L, concerned.
"WHY DO I LOOK LIKE A FREAKING WALRUS?! IS THIS WHAT OUR FANS CONSIDER QUALITY?" L exclaimed.
"IDK MAN!" said Light.
"WANNA MAKE OUT?" asked L.
"GROSS!" said Light.
Misa Amane was walking home from 'work', when all of a sudden her phone rang.
"Hello?" she said into the device.
"MISAAA!" The reciever said. "HURRY AND GET BACK TEW HQ! I THINK IVE BEEN DRUGGGEEEEELLLLTROLLRORLROL..."
Misa was shocked. Was that Light? It had to have been. Was Light in trouble?
MISA AMANE TO THE RESCUE!
Light fell off his chair, dizzy and disoriented.
"DANG IT WRITER! STOP INJURING ME! I HATE YOU!"
Suddenly out of nowhere, a pro-wrestler punches him in the face.
"DAMMIT WRITER! THE HELL YOU DOING TO MY PERFECTTT IMAGEEE?"
And then punches him again, and light is knocked out with a broken nose.
"huihiuigogiyftdyvetys..." finishes light, finally done tormenting me, the writer.
To be continued... WHAT HAPPENED TO L AND LIGHT? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!