Gohan Goes to High School and His Field Trip to Capsule Corp.
The biggest possible spoof ficcy I could think of!
Gohan was to go to school today for the first time ever. It's not that Chichi was overprotective of her son, it's just that she was. Gohan never got to play with the other kids his age. He was always studying or training or kidnapped or hurtling through space at astronomical speeds.
Why was Chichi sending Gohan to school at last, you say? Well seeing as Gohan was 18 he was of the age to procure a mate while maintaining an A average. A+ was not required when you are finding a mate, says Chichi and nobody disagrees with Chichi.
Gohan was nervous. Would he do well? Would the other kids like him? Will he accidentally break his locker? What would he do if he forgets his lunch? The normal first day of school questions running through his head, well more like galloping.
He woke two hours prior to the start of school. He trained, ate breakfast, took a shower, and got dressed, not necessarily in that order. He then slung his backpack over his shoulder quickly checking for that infamous lunch capsule. He blasted off and waved.
Gohan was a bit angry at his mother. She knew that she wanted to enroll him in high school but as she had never gone to school, like Goku, she had no idea when the school year started. So Chichi had made a miscalculation and thought that the school year must begin on January first. So here Gohan was marching into a new school almost halfway through the school year.
Soon Gohan reached Satan City which was surprisingly close to West City, who knew? He looked down to see three men stealing candy from all the little kids they could see. The police were already there but he knew he was needed. He quickly transformed into a super saiyan and flew down to stop the evil menaces.
Everyone stared with open mouths as Gohan landed right in front of the first guy. He started with the fair approach. He was, after all, Goku's son.
"You there," Gohan said pointing to the first robber of the candy "return the candy and nobody gets hurt."
The guy stared at Gohan for a second before laughing. His pals joined in. Gohan got annoyed and blew at them. That's right, blew at them, with his breath. Needless to say it had no effect. That just never works. So Gohan turned to plan B. Trusty old plan B would get him through.
Unfortunately for Gohan plan B had fallen asleep due to the lack of need. Gohan called for it to wake up and then followed its instructions.
Gohan walked over to the three men and picked each one up by the collar till he was holding three very scared men. Gohan took them to the police where all the candy would be sorted before flying off towards prison.
By prison it is meant school. They are synonymous and that is the end of that. Gohan realized that he talks to the nonexistent people a little too much. He started to believe that people are really watching his every move. Unbeknownst to him a bunch of people in the future were gathered around a crystal ball watching his every move.
Gohan landed at the school and promptly bumped into a raven haired girl. They said their sorrys and respectively said that their names were Gohan and Jean. (A/N you all thought it was Videl didn't you) Then Gohan continued to the building office.
When he reached the office he was sent to the secretary who promptly handed him his schedule. He was surprised to see that he was enrolled in a number of classes with the letters AP before them. He wondered what that stood for. Already Plagiarized? Alien Progressives? Almost Painless? Already in Progress? The last one made the most sense to him. Then he wondered why some didn't have that AP next to it. Oh well.
As he walked out of the office a girl was standing there waiting for him.
"Hi," she said brightly "my names Videl. I've been asked to show you around this hellhole."
Gohan laughed at her boldness and stuck his hand out to shake hers. She accepted the shake as he told her "My names Gohan Son. How do you do?"
"Ummm….I'm fine. Let's see your schedule." Gohan handed his schedule over to her. "Well they put me with you because we have all the same classes. I see that you're also an overachiever. I do it for my dad. You?"
"My mom. She's very into the whole make your 2 year old study all day long. She also gets very mad when you don't do the homework assigned to you while you're on an alien planet trying to stop the tyrant of the universe from gaining immortality."
Videl laughed at what she thought was a joke. "Very imaginative, you'll do very well in creative writing with a mind like that. Ms. Rothstein loves odd little stories and such. You'll love her. Before that though we've got to go to homeroom where you can be introduced to the entire class. Sounds like lots of fun, I know."
Gohan laughed as they walked down the hallway to class 314 where they would have homeroom and then math. Videl walked into the chaotic classroom and pulled Mr. Bellamy out. He looked at her a bit bewildered with a haggard look on his face. He looked like a man who had not yet had his morning coffee of the day.
"Videl who is this?" he asked staring at Gohan with a calculating look. After assessing the situation and decided that Gohan was a non-threat he turned back to his favorite pupil awaiting her answer.
"This is Gohan Son. He's starting here today and Mrs. Lapprince asked me to show him around the school as we have the same classes."
"That therefore means that I am to be his first teacher of the day."
Gohan automatically knew that he would like this man. "That is correct sir."
"Well then I guess we had best introduce you to the student population of my class. If Videl would be so kind as to sit down I'll introduce you and then you can tell us a bit about yourself."
Gohan nodded as Videl gave him a reassuring smile. "I know they may seem like vultures but you'll do just fine. Be yourself and you will make at least another new friend by the end of the day. If anyone calls you a geek or something, just remember that Videl Satan is your new friend and I'll take them down."
Wait a second, Gohan thought, did she say Satan?
So what do you think? I have neglected That Was Great but Oops and all but this needed to be typed. If you read Oops, don't worry, I'm updating really soon. Please read and review. Should I continue? I probably will anyways but your support is helpful.