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Chapter one: The orgy
It was like any other meeting for the countries in June, except for the lack of shouting, or random ideas, or fighting, or pretty much everything that would make it like any normal meeting. Instead, all the nations just sat in their chairs glancing at each other while blushing and saying nothing. There was so much tension in the room that it could be cut with a knife. The clock on the wall read only 11 AM.
Wanting to break the tension England gave a cough and began to speak, when France got up from his seat and walked right up to England to cut him off by kissing him square on the lips. England tried to back away, but he then had the strange sensation to instead go all the way. He looked around to see that others had started as well. There were of course some of the normal couples like America and Japan, Finland and Sweden, Germany and Italy, along with some odder couples.
For instance, there was China and Hong Kong.
"Hey, Ice-," Hong Kong began when he saw Iceland looking around only to be pulled back by China, "Teacher? What is it?"
"Hong Kong…" China began only to blush and then kissed him. But instead of continuing like all the others, China stopped with eyes widen in realization and began to mumble, "no…this is bad, aru…it's happening again, aru. We need stop the-!"
He was stopped by Hong Kong simple saying, "It's too late for that," and took the opportunity to take the top.
There was also the case with Prussia and Iceland. As the other Nordics began making sweet love, Iceland simply looked around confused as to why this was happening, but knew that he wanted to join in. He looked for Hong Kong, but saw him already busy with China. He then spotted Liechtenstein, but as he began to walk towards her Switzerland pointed a gun to Iceland's head as he began to kiss her instead. Iceland then began to slowly back away when he bumped into Prussia.
"Oh, Prussia, you can't find anyone else either?"
"Man, this is totally unawesome. Hungary's with that prissy Austria and Birdie's with Ukraine…"
"I, ah, see…"
"…you wanna do it with the awesome me? I guess you'll work after all. "
"Um…sure?" Iceland said blushing crazily and Prussia gave him a seductive smirk.
Another interesting case was with the normal couple of Spain and Romano, where Romano kept on complaining about it being his turn to top until Spain eventually gave in.
All of this continued until the clock struck high noon. At that moment, every person who was on bottom suddenly stopped moving and making noise. Their eyes glassed over and they then fainted.
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