A/N: This started off solely as a drabble-challenge with prompts given to me by friends. And I thought since I'm writing a few, why not just post them here as well, where I can update with more drabbles if I so ever write them in future (which I may do, as practice). Also, I seem to be experiencing some kind of half-arsed writer's block now, and this is also my attempt to break out of it so I can finish up Act 5 soon. Apologies to those who've been waiting so long for an update. Hopefully this works? ^^;
Title: Of English Tea Parties
Characters: England, Japan
Rating/Genre: G / Humour, Crack
Warning: England's scones.
Notes: A hundred-ish drabble written impromptu for naturethezafara
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"Japan, would you like some tea? I can make you my best English brew. You have to try it!"
"Ah, if it's not too much trouble. Thank you for your hospitality, England-san."
"Oh don't worry, old chap. And since we're going have some tea, let me whip up some of those brilliant scones for you to-"
"A-ah! T-that won't be really necessary, England-san! Um... I mean, please, I don't want to trouble you."
"But it's made with a special recipe handed all the way down from me mum's royal line. It'd be quite a pity if you don't try it."
"A-aahh..."
"Here, I've actually got one right here on my saucer now. Please do try it. I'm telling you Japan, 'tis the best scone you'll ever get to taste in the British Isle. And it definitely beats America's disgusting fat-flavoured donuts, hah!"
"... England-san, would it be all right if I just lick the scone instead?"
"Eh, wot?"
"Because I'm not quite sure if I can still keep up the polite countenance with a raging stomach-ache."
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