The Return of Husky Harris
On RAW, Goldust was in the middle of the ring with a microphone in his hand, and was glaring at the WWE Universe, who were booing him.
"Over the past few weeks, we've seen "WrestleMania dream matches" come to light. AJ Styles vs. Shinsuke Nakamura, John Cena vs. the Undertaker, Charlotte vs. Asuka, and…the rest. But what about Goldust? What about the veteran of this business? Where's my match?" Goldust asked, getting louder and angrier with every sentence he spoke. The crowd started booing louder, further infuriating Goldust.
"You people never learn. Your voices don't matter to anyone. Least of all people like me. So, I want Kurt Angle to hear me well. I want a match at WrestleMania. Not just a match, a marquee match! I am golden! I deserve this opportunity more than anybody! I…!" Goldust continued before "This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage played.
"Corey, what the hell's going on?" Michael asked, looking around him to see if there were any clues.
"I have no idea Cole. I usually have all the inside information, but this time, I'm completely clueless," Corey replied, causing Coachman to roll his eyes. "Shut the hell up, Coachman! I don't see you offering any suggestions!"
"At least I don't pretend to be an all knowing guru," Coachman mumbled.
"I HEARD THAT!" Corey yelled at Coachman before the man who was responsible for the music was.
"Wait, Corey, is that…Husky Harris?" Michael Cole asked, while Goldust was looking at the glaring form of Husky Harris, who was standing still at the top of the stage, with short but messy hair, a black sleeveless T and jeans, and a short beard.
"We haven't seen him since he was punted in the skull by Randy Orton back in 2011," Corey explained, as Husky walked to the ring, staring a hole through Goldust. When Husky got into the ring, he asked for a microphone, and got in Goldust's face once he got it.
"Hold on there, who in the hell do you think you are!?" Goldust interrupted, smacking the microphone out of Husky's hand. "How dare you come out here, and interrupt me!? I'm out here talking about my WrestleMania goals, and you come out here and try to make a name for yourself off of me. You have two choices; either apologize to me and leave, or you'll see why I've been in this business for almost 30 years," Goldust threatened, getting right in Husky's face.
Husky looked down at his feet for a couple of seconds before smirking and decking Goldust with a right hook.
"Well, I guess Harris is going to fight!" Corey said, as Husky mounted some punches onto Goldust before throwing him into the corner. Husky ran to the other side of the ring, and hit Goldust with a running body press before picking up Goldust for a uranage. Husky then slapped Goldust's downed figure, and hit him with a senton. Husky looked at the crowd to the crowd's growing cheers.
"I think Husky is looking to put the exclamation point on this beatdown," Cole exclaimed before Husky picked Goldust up in a Sister Abigail style hold, and hit him with a Sister Abigail.
"Wait Cole, that move looks oddly familiar," Coachman said, looking surprised at the move being used.
"Yeah…real familiar," Cole mumbled, still thinking about what he just saw. Before Husky left, he picked his microphone back up and looked down at the fallen form of Goldust.
"You're all looking at the REAL Bray Wyatt ladies and gentlemen. Bray Wyatt was a curse. Bray Wyatt was the result of that punt to the skull. It messed with my mind, and made me believe all these fairy tales," Husky explained with a straight face much to the shock of the announcers.
"WHAT!? Bray Wyatt was Husky Harris this whole time?!" Michael yelled out.
"I can't believe it Cole, but that's what it sounds like!" Corey exclaimed. Coachman was too shocked to say anything.
"Matt Hardy, I should thank you. When you threw me into the Lake of Reincarnation, it made me remember who I really was. I'm not some creepy cult leader. I'm not some monster. I am Husky freakin' Harris! I am a third generation superstar! I am the army tank with a Ferrari engine! I am the REAL best kept secret in all of WWE! And I'm gonna prove it," Bray further explained before throwing the microphone down at Goldust and leaving the ring.
"Well, you heard it here first from Husky Harris; he's back, and he means business," Coachman said once he got his bearings back.
"That's not exactly what he said Coach, but the self proclaimed army tank with a Ferrari engine has made his mark on the RAW roster here tonight," Corey responded.