Dear Authors

by ievanbarian

Some of the Zexal characters found out about fanfiction and they aren't very happy about it... I know there are tons of these in Naruto but I just couldn't help myself. I'll delete it if I have to. This is only for entertainment purposes, not to bash other authors. Rated T mainly for language.

1. Yuma Tsukumo

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh ZEXAL. If I did, Shark and Rio would not have a past life that would imply that they're Barians.

Dear Authors,

I appreciate you all writing stories about me but I would just like to point out a few things which I don't quite get.

First of all, why do some of you think I'm in love with Kotori? She may be my childhood friend but that doesn't mean I'm romantically interested in her, so don't jump to conclusions! I only love her as a sister.

Then, there's keyshipping. Where did that come from?! I mean, inter-species romance. That's just weird. Astral's a really close friend, yes, and I was deeply hurt when he was gone, but wouldn't you be if your best friend was taken away from you? And explain to me why I would even think about doing that with him? Oh and did i mention that we're both guys?!

Speaking of which, some of you are pairing me up with various other guys like Shark, Kaito, Black Mist, even Vector! Where did people get the idea that I'm gay? Isn't it obvious that I'm f***ing straight?

And to make this clear, I don't remember having a twin sister named Beru or Yumi. One older sister is enough, thank you very much.

I think that's about it. It was fun reading all this at first, but every good joke turns bad someday so I kindly request you to stop. How would you like it if we wrote these kind of stories about you? Think about it.

The WDC champion,
Yuma Tsukumo.

P.S. OCs are fine. It's nice to have more friends.

Leah: Hello! I'm not trying to bash anyone. This is just for entertainment purposes only. And sorry for not updating 'Missing You'. I'll try and get the second chapter up as soon as I can.