Hello, this is Crimson TigerLily speaking! This will be a cooperative story, meaning I actually need reviews to write more. I have kidnapped the Doctor and have managed to hack into the TARDIS mainframe with my mind, then I made us go in Camelot, where the characters of Merlin can answer all your questions! At request, I might go kidnap characters from other shows to subject them to your inquiries too.

And if I feel in the mood, I might add bonus scenes and links too. This should be interesting, enjoy!

BONUS

I grinned evilly as I saw the TARDIS materialising a few feet away from me. I had recently gone to Cardiff for the sake of trying to find Torchwood and was walking by the bay when I had heard it. The sound of the universe and time and space grinding together. In other words, the sound of the Doctor forgetting the brakes on.

I ran over at top speed, my boots slapping against the pavement as I went.

"DOCTOR!" I shouted, pulling hard on the TARDIS door. I was very glad that it let me in.

The Doctor however (the tenth, I was pleased to find), was not a happy camper.

"Oi! You! Who are you?" he shouted, pointing at me.

"Call me Loki. I have a better question, why would the TARDIS let me in if I wasn't extremely important to the continued existence of the universe?" I said, skipping up to the console.

The Doctor started ranting at light speed, so I let him do that while I leaned against the controls.

"Ello sexy, mind a trip to Camelot, BBC style?" I whispered to the central column. I heard her hum in the back of my mind, and distinctly noticed that the Doctor had paused at hearing the sound of the engines. I figured she left the breaks on, just for him.

Next thing I knew, we were careening across space, me giggling and stumbling all along, until I landed on the Doctor. In some strange gravity trick, I ended up flat on my back under the Doctor, our lips pressed together.

After kissing back a moment, brains fuzzy, we jumped apart.

"Never to be spoken of again?" I asked. The Doctor nodded.

"Agreed. Now, lets see where the TARDIS brought us," he said. I smirked, happy to know something he didn't.

"I'll bet you anything you want that we're in BBC's version of Camelot," I called.

He stuck his head back into the TARDIS, glaring at me slightly.

"What if you were right?" he asked, with a small pout. I knew that he thought figuring out where the hell they were was half the fun.

"Well, not to say I told you so, but I kinda did," I teased, hauling my ass off the floor and joining him out in the woods. To my great surprise, we were surrounded by knights bearing the Pendragon crest.

"And look where that got us," he hissed. I rolled my eyes, but I had to admit he was kind of right.

A/N: Right, next chapter everything pans out. Click the review button to submit your questions for Gwaine, Lancelot, Percival, Leon, Elyan, nice!Morgana, evil!Morgana, Merlin, Uther, Arthur, Gwen, Gaius, the Great Slash Dragon hell, even the Doctor. Whoever the hell you want!

This is Crimson TigerLily~ out!

*fades to black*