REVENGE OF A CRAZY PERSON AND HER LAPDOG
A/N: Hello, I'm Alli and welcome to my first ever story inspired by my bombestest friend/ beta (and lapdog) Jessica! (aka tehe-61).
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters except for Mikyla. Jess owns herself (at least I hope so. You never know these days)
Mikyla dropped into a fluffy chair, one of the few that littered her bedroom suite. What a day it had been, and she was ready to drop. Today marked the end of exams, and her first day of freedom. Also known as summer. Flopped down face first on the floor next to her was her faithful lapdog Jessica, also known as the girl who lived next door, also known as Mikyla's best friend. She patted Jessica's head, said something about catching up on beauty sleep (as if) and closed her eyes.
And she dropped into the worst scene her eyes could imagine... Mikyla was staring into the face of evil itself, thats right, the face of Hermione Granger. That's right folks, Hermy-one Granger, that coniving little tramp who had been trying to steal Harry from the deserving since the very first year. And Mikyla was in the same room as her. Just as she was about to lunge at her, Jessica cought her arm.
'Now come on Mikyla, that's no way to get back at the devil. We do that sneaky, and so that she won't know who to hex when it happens.' Jess said.
'I suppose you're right, but don't expect me to like it.'
Jess just sighed and went back to filing her nails (even though she had no nails to file).
'What are we doing here anyways?' Mikyla asked her filing friend
'Oh, you know, just looking around.'
'But how did we get here?'
'How do you expect me to know?'
'Well I kinda figured you the all-knowing would know,
since you know everything'
'I do, just not this.'
'oh I give up, I'll just go ask that thing over there why we're all here.'
Mikyla walked over to a lumpy looking object, poking it with a stick as she got closer. When it sat up suddenly, she jumped backwards, and then forwards again to poke it. This pattern continued for many minutes, until a sudden commotion at the door to the room distracted the girl.
An intimidating figure stepped into the room. A great voiced boomed out, 'YOU ARE THE CHOSEN. YOU ARE THE ONES WHO HAVE BEEN PICKED BY THE WORLD TO LOVE, AND YOU ARE THOSE THAT MUST DECIDE THE FATE OF THE WORLD.'
Mikyla looked around the room, noticing for the first time all the other people. In groups stood the great, and the not so great. In one corner stood the cast of House M.D., in another stood the characters from Pirates of the Carribean. Also included in the menagerie was Artimis Fowl and his loyal followers, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, other assorted wizards, and she-who-we-shall-speak-not-of. All around Mikyla and Jess were those they had read about, and those they had watched on tv.
But why were they there?
A/N: Well? Did you like it? I originally wasn't going to put it on fanfiction but Jess kept bugging me. Actually I didn't put this up to start with. Jess just found out my password and did it herself. So let's just blame it on the french and snow mexicans... damn them...