Disclaimer: Lets get this straight. No one but
Ejiko, Kitsune, Spandex Warrior and Big Voice Guy
belong to me. Get it, forgot it, fuck you. (Sorry.
I have no reviews for my other story and I feel
forgotten.)

Let's get this over with.

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The Ejiko Hotaru Torture Show!

Ejiko Hotaru: Host
Kitsune: Co-Host/Security

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Big Voice Guy (BVG): Welcome to the Ejiko Hotaru
Tortu-

Ejiko: *Backstage* Talk!!

BVG: I am talking!

Ejiko: No, it's my Talk Show!

BVG: But the Title-

Ejiko: Do I pay you to look at the title? No, I
pay you to say what I tell you to!

BVG: *Sigh* Welcome to the Ejiko Hotaru Talk-
not Torture-Show!! Here's the Host, Ejiko!

Ejiko: *Big smile* Well, it's nice to see you
all here today!

Random Audience Member: Why are we tied to
our chairs?

Ejiko: *Still smiling* Don't ask stupid
questions. Now, let's all hear it for my Co-
Host and Security Guard, Kitsune!

Kitsune: *Walks out* *Crickets*

Ejiko: *Still has a big smile* Did I forget
to remind you she carries a gun?

Audience: *Burst into loud applause*

Ejiko: So, let's get started!

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A/N: So, how's about givin' me some ideas of
who to torture first? Anyone? Oh, I almost
forgot. R&R means read and REVIEW, not run.
Have a wonderful day!
P.S. If you would like to join my staff,
please request it in an e-mail or review. I'm
always on the lookout for fresh meat!