*Sleigh bells ring, are you listening,
In the lane, snow is glistening
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight.
Walking in a winter wonderland.
Gone away is the bluebird,
Here to stay is a new bird
He sings a love song,
As we go along,
Walking in a winter wonderland.
In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say: Are you married?
We'll say: No man,
But you can do the job
When you're in town.
Later on, we'll conspire,
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid,
The plans that we've made,
Walking in a winter wonderland.
In the meadow we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he's a circus clown
We'll have lots of fun with mister snowman,
Until the other kids knock him down.
When it snows, ain't it thrilling,
Though your nose gets a chilling
We'll frolic and play, the Eskimo way,
Walking in a winter wonderland. *
The snow is blowing in the peaceful American town called Mellowbrook as we arrive in one of the best restaurants in town - the Nordic BattleSnax that is filled with Christmas decorations inside and out. Inside the restaurant were the great scent and sight of the Nordic food made by the fearsome family of viking known as the Magnusons. They were just about to finish up the touches until the wooden clock strikes 11.
Gunther: It's eleven Mom! It's opening time!
Magnus: Oh boy and we have a lot of customers this year.
Helga: That's because they're the same ones from Ramps of Horror and House of Awesome but with more people now.
Magnus: I feel so jolly, I feel like singing Candy Cane Lane!
All: *Oh it's Christmas, it's Christmas
On Candy Cane
On Candy Cane
It's Christmas on Candy Cane Lane!*
Helga: *Just a hint of peppermint and every single thing begins to feel like Christmas
And just like the snowflakes, no two are ever the same.*
All: *Oh it's Christmas, it's Christmas
On Candy Cane
On Candy Cane
It's Christmas on Candy Cane Lane!*
Gunther: *You'll be all aglow from your head to mistletoes, oh
There's no road that could ever smell as sweet or look as good enough to eat
There's nothin' like a city block of hangin' lights,
Where I just wanta curl up by the fire for a couple cups of cider and
Roast all those marshmallows*
Magnus: *BWA! Add a pinch of cinnamon and suddenly the world begins to taste like December
And you'll always remember comin' down to Candy Cane Lane
...Just a couple licks from the minty sugar stick and everything turns wintergreen
On Candy Cane Lane, one block from Gum Drop Street*
All: *Oh it's Christmas, it's Christmas
On Candy Cane
On Candy Cane
It's Christmas on Candy Cane Lane!*
Magnus: Wow! This is fun!
Gunther: I'll welcome the guests!
As Gunther opens the door, all of us guests (from Porkbelly to Mobius) rush inside to get comfortable seats while Chris, A5L and I walk up to the counter as hosts.
SariSpy56: Hello everyone and welcome to Widowmaker's Winter Wonderland! Hope everyone get a good Christmas this year eh.
Chris: And guys meet my friend A5L.
A5L: Hi.
Gordon: This is boring!
Kick: It hasn't started yet.
Gordon: Pardon my French Buttowski, but you're an asshole!
Chris: Hey Gordon! Ya better behave or we'll kick you out into the cold!
Gordon: Fine.
SariSpy56: Now things will be different than they are back in Ramps of Horror and House of Awesome.
Kick: How come?
SariSpy56: I've been thinking that if everyone volunteers, Jackie might go first like last time and this is getting on our nerves.
Kick: Good point.
SariSpy56: Instead of people volunteering, I thought it might be cool if we do some sort of Roulette to see who gets to tell the story first. Turns are only once unless a person is doing chapters or parts of the story. After each story, the person who is selected previously will have the honor of rolling for a new person. The roulette will continue if it stops on the same person twice unless that same person is doing the story in parts and chapters.
Chris: Did everyone got it?
Everyone: Yes!
SariSpy56: Okay then, roll away!
I spin the roulette which keeps on going until it stops on a picture of Murray the Hippo eating a slice of pizza.
A5L: It landed on Murray.
Chris: Which means that Murray gets to tell a Christmas Story first.
SariSpy56: We are so lucky that this is the first time Jackie isn't the first.
Jackie: NO FAIR!
Chris: Murray.
Murray: Yeah?
Chris: You get to go first to tell a story.
Murray: AWESOME! Mine's called "A Very Awesome Christmas."
SariSpy56: Nice but we need two reviews before we start.
Chris: And have a merry AWESOME Christmas!