Note: doesn't like my version of conversational formatting, so I'm going to have to go with "" is spoken conversation, italics are thought conversations, and bold are radio conversations.

Are you awake, Ser?
I don't want to be, Dankit. I seem to hurt. Lots.
Ah, yes. Well, there are noises outside. You might want to make an effort.

Grudgingly, I agreed, and croaked out the loudest "Guys, I'm in here…" I could muster. Sure enough, the rustling got louder on the other side of the rubble currently blocking my exit from the cave I had been exploring. I seriously hoped it was my team outside and not the damn Goa'ulds we had seen hovering the flipside of the planet yesterday. Suddenly a shaft of brilliantly sparking light broke through just above my head.

"Hello. Having some troubles in there?"

Shit – not my team. The voice sounded human though – or at least non-Jaffa, judging from the tone – and I sure as heck wasn't getting out without help, so I decided to play along.

"Yeah, apparently practicing my arias inside wasn't such a hot idea, in retrospect." I deadpanned. "D'ya think y'all could spare some water?" My answer was a thud beside me. The voice had tossed a water bottle through the hole. I picked it up. Evian? On PSX-386? Okay, so my rescuer was definitely from Earth…

"Thanks muchly." I called out, slowly taking a sip. It wasn't a fresh bottle, but then again, I figured contamination via cooties was probably not a high concern at this point in, considering the situation.

"No problem," the voice replied. "Well, actually, there is a slight problem," he continued, then stopped.

"Right … and that would be?" I figured it was best to keep the voice talking – it kept me from wondering where the hell Kawalsky, Ferretti, and Prax'l had gotten to. Damn males!

I heard that, Ser.
Yes Dankit. Sorry. I will try to be less gender-specific in my future rants regarding my team members' inadequacies.
Now Ser, there's no need for quite that tone of sarcasm…
Look who's talking! Now shush, I'm trying to get us rescued! Still no answer from outside … hmmmm.

"Sorry, I hate to be a pest and all," I called out, "but if y'all don't share with me your pressing concerns, I can't begin to address 'em. And while I appreciate both the airhole and the Evian, I'm not sure how long it'll be until the next random rock shifting in here…." I trailed off, hoping the voice hadn't just lost interest and abandoned me. Suddenly a radio cackled to life. Definitely not mine, thanks to the damn cave-in – a rock the size of my head had seen to that.

Daniel, what's going on at your end? Have you found the entrance yet?
Well, I found someone trapped in what appears to be said entrance to the cave systems…
PAUSE
Someone? Daniel, the scans showed no people on this rock!
Well Jack, I'm not hearing voices! There's definitely a girl in there!

Okay, so that explains his 'slight' problem.
And gives us a few more concerns, Ser.
No kidding – if there aren't supposed to be any life forms, where the hell are the guys?
Do you not find the voice on the radio familiar, Ser?
No. Shut up – I'm trying to listen!

Okay…Teal'c and I'll be there stat. Hang tight, Daniel.

I sat back, stunned. Teal'c? That wasn't exactly a common name, and while Jack was slightly more so, Dankit was right – the voice did sound familiar, like a certain Col. O'Neill, to be more precise. But SG-1 were scheduled to be on Vorash, negotiating something or other with the Tok-ra. So confused…. and who the heck was this Daniel then?

"Hi in there." A tentative voice called through the opening. "The blockage out here is a bit too much for me to handle alone, but my friends'll be here shortly to help out."

And have their zats at the ready, no doubt. And who the heck was this? I don't remember a Daniel on SG1…
Nor do I, Ser.
Well I'm glad to know it wasn't just me missing a team line-up change…

"Sounds great. Thanks!" I called back. Best to continue playing the cheerful innocence card, at least until a better option presented itself.

Well now, this could get interesting.
Don't you still owe Col. O'Neill $20 from the last Avalanche game, Ser?
Shhhhhhh...