A/N: Another fanfic, but it's crack and random! 8D Enjoy! OOCness
Another world meeting, starting out exactly the same, Italy was interrupting every important topic by shouting out "PASTA!" England and America were fighting. China was about to get raped by Russia. Same old same old, until the topic turned to music.
"Dude, my music is the bestest! It's better than anyone!" America proudly said as he crossed his arms over his chest.
"Pftt. Yeah right, you stole our rock music! Brits' have the best music. And 'bestest' is NOT a word!" said England as he had a stare down with America.
"Eh…I know! If you become one with Russia, all our music will be the best!" said Russia as he tried to grabbed both England and America. "Ah! Let me go you commie bastard!" yelled America.
"Kol kol kol" said Russia as he stared down at America
Italy looked at them in confusion then looked at his brother. "I have good music right brother?" he asked with 'vee~' "…I'm hungry." he replied as he took a tomatoe out of his jacket's pocket.
France scoffed at them. "You fools wouldn't know anything about music! I have the most classiest and best."
Austria stood up. "No you don't you pervert! My country has had years of work with music and art! We have the best music that there is!" he glared at France.
China just stared around the room. 'What hell is going on, Aru?' he wondered to himself.
They suddenly heard a Spanish guitar being played. Everyone's attention was turned to Spain, he played a small piece. "See? My country's music is the best!" said Spain, who soon realized everyone turned back to their arguments with one another. "I told you they wouldn't listen you tomatoe bastard." said South Italy as he ate his tomatoe.
Germany soon felt his blood boil. 'Really, how stupid can these people be?' Germany thought to himself. "LISTEN, ALL OF YOU!." Germany yelled. Everyone jumped. Italy fainted from being to scared. Everyone looked at the knocked out Italian on the hardwood floor including Germany "Don't worry about him he's okay." said Germany not really caring.
"If you want to be stupid and fight over stupid things then fine. We'll have a contest over who's country sings the best."
(After all the Marukaite Chikyuu's were released )
"Haha! Your's sound so gay!" said Prussia as he point at Austria. "Gay? Where?" yelled Hungary as she looked around with a camera in her hand. "At least I don't sing like a rat crawled in my throat and died." said Austria. "just admit it, mine's sound so awesome." said Prussia as he stood proudly. "Hell, your's is worse then Vash's!" said Prussia as he laughed. But soon stopped as Vash aimed a gun to his head.
"Vee~ Doitsu where's your song? Did it run away?" asked Italy as he looked up at the tall German, who just rolled his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose. "Gott, help me."